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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 6:54pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 7:58pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 9:54pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 4:44pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 11:38pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 2:07pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 10:02am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 9:13pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2022 @ 12:42pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2022 @ 7:22am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 3:32pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 4:41am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 12:23pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 6:29pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 6:32pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 6:37pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 6:47pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 7:06pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 9:55am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 4:45pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 2:01pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 2:07pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 2:24pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 9:06pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 9:06pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 9:06pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 6:31pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 6:59pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 9:18pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 10:18pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 6:29pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 6:29pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 6:56pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 12:37pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 8:22pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 3:47pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 6:29pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 7:06pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 12:37pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 6:35pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 7:23pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 6:11pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 6:58pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 10:10am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 7:58pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 6:38pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 9:51am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 7:58pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 4:44pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 3:46pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2022 @ 12:42pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 10:07pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 8:16pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2022 @ 3:48pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 6:52am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2022 @ 12:43pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2022 @ 7:23am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2022 @ 4:23pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2022 @ 3:54pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2022 @ 8:31pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 4:00pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 4:30pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2022 @ 12:43pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 6:36pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 9:31pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 5:43pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2022 @ 8:35pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 6:48pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 5:39pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 9:10pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 12:38pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 8:23pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 7:24pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2022 @ 8:00am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 5:33pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 8:15pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 8:20pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 5:29pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 6:17am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 9:06pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 2:24pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2022 @ 6:21pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 8:59am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 5:29pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 2:08pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 5:44pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 8:23pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 8:23pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 9:20pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 12:04pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 4:24pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 3:20pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 12 May @ 8:20pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 9:16pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 9:16pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 6:04pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 10:42am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 1:50pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 2:32am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 8:23pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 8:28pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 8:24pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 9:01am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 9:57am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 10:58am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 4:30pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 6:29pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 2:24pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2022 @ 7:22am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 11:24am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 5:50pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 9:01am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 8:57am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 7:04am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 1:45pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 6:32pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 9:31pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 1:02am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 11:57am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 1:37am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 9:36am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 12:23pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2022 @ 2:46pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 9:32pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 11:18pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 11:33pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 11:46pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 11:58pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2022 @ 8:52pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 10:02am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 12:11am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2022 @ 12:44pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 11:29pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 8:23pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 11:40pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2022 @ 3:48pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 4:30pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 6:29pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 11:18pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 11:32pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 11:52pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 11:56am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 9:06pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 9:06pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 9:51am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 9:51am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 1:40pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 26 Apr @ 7:58am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 26 Apr @ 8:56am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 26 Apr @ 8:56am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 26 Apr @ 10:31am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 6:32pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 7:09pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:05pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 2:25pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 11:08pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 11:50pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 9:15pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 6:53pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 3:46pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 11:18pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 9:00am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 10:14pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 2:01pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 3:47pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 11:40pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 9:01am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 4:40pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 6:27pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2022 @ 7:57am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 11:45pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 2:01pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 1:50pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 1:47pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 2:06pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 2:00pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 2:06pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 2:07pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 3:23pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 6:36pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 3:50pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 8:17pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 8:41pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 8:42pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 9:06pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 12 May @ 6:32pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 12:09pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2022 @ 12:44pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 11:46pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 9:01am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 1:18pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 4:29pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 6:31pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 8:22pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 11:56am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 11:56am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 1:59pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 2:00pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 3:50pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 10:23pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 6:27pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2022 @ 2:46pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 12:07am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 9:53am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 2:16pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 3:44pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 6:41pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 8:55pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2022 @ 12:42pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2022 @ 6:12pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2022 @ 5:56pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 11:26pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 11:47pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 10:58am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 4:00pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 6:28pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 5:50pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 11:24pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 9:56am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 1:50pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2022 @ 12:44pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 10:24pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2022 @ 3:27am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 3:38pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 11:56am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2022 @ 12:44pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 7:58pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 4:29pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 6:30pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 6:31pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 11:18pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 11:32pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 11:52pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 11:56am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 11:56am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 1:35pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 3:51pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 7:09pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 8:39pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 6:52pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 10:07pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 8:40pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 12:24pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 11:50am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 2:54pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 7:59pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 10:35am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 1:54pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 1:58pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 3:38pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 8:02pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 1:09am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 8:24am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 11:56am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 11:56am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 2:00pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 9:53am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 1:56pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 2:08pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 3:51pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 6:33pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 7:54pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 4:09pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 4:28pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 4:28pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 4:15pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 3:07pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 8:21pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 5:42pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 8:48pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 1:09am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 10:04pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 2:40pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 1:27pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 9:16pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 1:13am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 1:45pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 1:54pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 2:44pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 8:43am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 10:08am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 7:56pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 10:11pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 7:57pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 7:59pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 12:03am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 1:27pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 11:21pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 11:56am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 3:50pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 9:00pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 5:28pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 11:59pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 9:07pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 3:14pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 12:15am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 5:50pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 10:56am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 6:32pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 11:56am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 11:56am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 2:04pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 3:39pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 3:51pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 7:53pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 9:05pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 4:09pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 7:04am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 4:09pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 1:27pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 1:27pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 1:31pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 3:39pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 7:10pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 7:53pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 7:52pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 4:10pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 4:50pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 4:51pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 5:28pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 4:25pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 4:25pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 4:25pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2022 @ 10:40pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 12:06pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 8:39pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 7:03am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 2:40pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 1:50pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 6:17am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 6:48pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 4:32pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 5:29am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 11:02am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 8:05pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 10:07pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 26 May @ 9:17am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 5:56pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 5:56pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 10:01pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 10:01pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 4:24pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 6:00pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 7:18pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 9:34pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 7:13pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 12:05pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 3:53pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 12:05am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 27 May @ 4:31pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2022 @ 6:24pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 4:51pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 4:10pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 6:32pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 9:14pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 7:04am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 7:04am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 1:27pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 1:27pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 1:31pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 1:31pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 11:01am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 8:38am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 8:38am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 9:34pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 10:34am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2022 @ 12:42pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 8:57am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 4:01pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 1:35pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 7:09pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 7:04am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 1:27pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 3:02pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 12:05pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 3:14pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 12:06am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 9:52pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 4:28pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2023 @ 10:05pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 8:00pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 10:41am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 5:28pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 11:59pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 7:48pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2022 @ 5:56pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 1:28pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 9:51am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 1:59pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 6:32pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 4:09pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 4:09pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 7:59pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 8:38am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 6:44pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 9:25pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 12:35am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 7:03am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 12:01am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 10:14pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 8:38am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 6:40pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2022 @ 3:31pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 1:25am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 11:48pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 9:27am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 9:27am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 9:54am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 4 May @ 11:16am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 26 May @ 9:01pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 4 May @ 11:16am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 4 May @ 11:17am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 4:57pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 3:50pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 9:05pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 1:07pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 9:16pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 7:32pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Apr @ 8:45pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 May @ 4:11am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 9:00pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 8:38am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 4:51pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 4:50pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 1:13am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 3:02pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 8:00pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 8:00pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 7:59pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 12:05pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 12:06pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 12:06pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 6:44pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 10:41am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2022 @ 2:44pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2022 @ 2:44pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 5:38pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2023 @ 6:46pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2022 @ 2:25pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 6:24pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 3:02pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 3:02pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 11:01am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 8:38am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 9:34pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 10:34am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 10:34am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 7:24pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2022 @ 2:59pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 12:05am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 12:29pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 6:35pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 12:53pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 8:43pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 9:00am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2022 @ 12:43pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 9:59am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 3:39pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 7:52pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 4:28pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 1:31pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 12:05pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2022 @ 4:20pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2022 @ 11:49pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 3:37pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Apr @ 8:45pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 11:17am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 10:58am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 7:10am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 5:19am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2023 @ 12:16pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 4:10pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 11:56am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 7:04am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 11:50am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 2:45pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 1:52pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 9:51pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 6:31pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 6:40pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 6:28pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 6:54pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 5:33pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 11:50am

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 7:04am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 4:00pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 9:59am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 2:08pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 6:32pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 7:03am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 1:50pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 7:59pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 12:05pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 3:53pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 12:05am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 6:14pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 May @ 7:16pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 12:05pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 8:09am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 5:19am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 6:26pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2022 @ 10:40pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 11:01am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 12:07pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 12:07pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 8:21pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 6:44pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 8:44pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2022 @ 11:00am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2022 @ 11:00am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 7:56pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 6:35pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2023 @ 6:17pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Apr @ 10:31am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 10:37am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 May @ 7:16pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 12:29am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 10:37am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 May @ 9:01pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 12:05pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 6:40pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 11:50am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 12:04pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 7:48pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 19 May @ 9:02am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 2:00pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 May @ 6:32pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 11:50am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 11:51am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 11:51am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 11:51am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 11:51am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 11:51am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 11:51am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 11:51am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 11:51am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 7:32pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 27 May @ 4:31pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 11:50am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 11:50am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 11:51am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 11:51am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 11:50am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 11:50am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 11:50am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 11:50am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 11:50am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 11:50am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 11:50am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 3:37pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 12:51pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 26 Apr @ 7:55am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 9:56pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 May @ 6:33am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 9:53am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Aug @ 10:44am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 11:50am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 11:50am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 7:47pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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