Reseñas recientes de Bridget

more like the witness ♥♥♥♥ in my ass

thanks ed

One of the most underrated games ever made

Cute, sweet, and very tactile
DLC please

Peppino and his brother Gustavo embark on an epic quest to murder their landlord

Based

Begone, traveller. This game will ruin your life.

Seems like a fun game, if it would stop crashing.

FromSoft, you guys have had so many ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ chances to get this right. You obviously don't care about the PC market, so just stop.

A lot of fun, and very satisfying. Each time I managed to solve a small puzzle, causing some mechanism to whir into action and pry the box a little further open, triggered a very pleasant adrenaline rush. The beautiful animations and detailed artistry suit this game extremely well, and the excellent writing, sound design and overall atmosphere gave everything a pleasantly unsettling tone.

I do have a few complaints. Some of the puzzles are a little iffy; they feel like you'd need to have been inside the devs' heads to get the answer without hints. The magic lens obscures your vision a little too much for my personal liking, although I suppose changing that would cause balance issues. The controls can be a bit frustrating at times, but this was rare and it was never bad enough to make me want to stop playing. Plus, the game is quite short. I managed to beat it in two hours, and the ending (spoiler alert) is a massive blueballs sequel hook. UUUUUUUUUUUGH

These are mostly nitpicks though. Overall, I would still recommend this game if you like slightly impenetrable puzzle games, especially if it goes on sale. For a couple bucks, it makes an excellent time killer.

Might be one of the best puzzle platformers of all time. The core mechanics are incredibly satisfying, the graphics are beautiful, the level design is brilliant and creative, and the story and characters are enthralling. Only thing I could complain about is that I found the last few minutes of the main campain a little weak compared to everything else, and some of the secret collectible blue hearts have questionably chosen hiding spots, but that isn't going to stop me from recommending this game. It's absolutely incredible.

Don't believe it when the devs says this game is playable with PC controls, because it's not.
The controls are awful. The trailers show a first-person game, so I don't know where the devs got the idea to combine a third-person perspective with Surgeon Simulator lite style arm controls, but they need to put it back there. Not to mention that some features simply don't work in the regular version (you can't insert toys into the models) and the fact that there are no rebindable controls AND the fact that the ingame list of controls doesn't even LIST all the controls necessary to play the game AND the fact that there seems to be no point besides watching titties jiggle around since filling up the pleasure meter does nothing AND the fact that the ♥♥♥ looks like it's coming out of my gooch nets this game a solid Not Recommended from me.
If you can't make this game work with real controls, just make it pure VR so I don't waste my money. Damn.