had to sell my muped cuz my nans cat had a bad day and needed a holidai to korea to be a kpop star, i hav 2 catch duh buz to town now :((((

hows ur 50cc moped my dewd i hurd u cameoff it goin to pounland£££

I will get you pregnant

your very being just got dissected, cooked, digested by swine than dookied back out.

dude frequently uses racial and/or sexual minorities⁽¹⁾, workers of CeX and benefactors of Universal Credit whom receive low income ⁽²⁾ and hides any information relating to the size - or lack thereof - friendship circle, the quality of games he indulges in, or the lack of Inventory items deemed to be valueable ⁽³⁾


⁽¹⁾. refer to his description above
⁽²⁾. refer to comments made on our gentlemen-like profiles
⁽³⁾. peaking at his highest record of 9 friends, he most certainly does not own an esoteric glove-knife combo, nor a rifle valued more than his highest weekly wage.

This man is definitely below the poverty line, and is closeted at that. He more than likely does not have the ability to purchase substantial groceries for himself and relies on food banks. He will never ascertain the level of stoicism and esoteric nature of me and 𐌑

yeah id private my profile now too, embarrassing being seen with you. also why hide your friend count, that ♥♥♥♥ was like 4 LMFAO