Today I jerked off 3 times thinking about you, 1 wasn't enough, and you know what was the best? That the milk kept coming out, it's incredible, it never happened to me with anyone, you are beautiful, you make me warm, you make my ♥♥♥♥ like a bricklayer's arm, all hard and white. Every time I go to bed I think about you and I touch my ♥♥♥♥ imagining that you touch it, I swear, I always have wet dreams and I wake up with my ♥♥♥♥ hard and full of milk.

Ooh, I know you see me standin' here
Do I look good, my dear
Do I look good today (today, today)
Ooh ooh ooh, I'm just another kinda girl
And you wanna see my world
So come and run away
Yeah, yeah

If you wanna play
Come and play today
Let's just get away
I will make you see
All of the things that you can be
Believe in yourself and Follow Me
Yeah, yeah

Yeah, yeah, you. I just gotta let it loose
I do I choose to do
Don't walk away
Yeah, yeah

I will make you see
All of the things that you can be
Believe in yourself and follow me
Yeah

Hey, I wanna get inside your head
And take all your fears away
Yeeaah, yeah, yeah
The stars are shinin' now, shinin' all for you

The stars are shinin' now, shinin' all for you

If you wanna play
Come and play today
Let's just get away
I will make you see
All of the things that you can be
Believe in yourself and Follow Me
Yeah, yeah

Are you ready?

Ooh, I know you see me standin' here
Do I look good, my dear
Do I look good today (today, today)
Ooh ooh ooh, I'm just another kinda girl
And you wanna see my world
So come and run away
Yeah, yeah

If you wanna play
Come and play today
Let's just get away
I will make you see
All of the things that you can be
Believe in yourself and follow me
Yeah, yeah, yeah

In honor of Pride Month, I am here to say that it's morbin' time. Today, my fellow morbheads, we rise. I am proud to come out and express my true morbdentity to the world at this very morbment. I am a morbphile and I identify myself as morbsexual. My pronouns are morb/ius.

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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Morbius. The conflict and charcacter development is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of classic English dramatic literature, most of the weight of the scenario will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Michael’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these scenes, to realise that they're not only humorous- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence, people who dislike Morbius truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the depth in Morbius’ quote: “I am Venom. <snarls> Just kidding, I’m Dr. Michael Morbius at your service.” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons.