Case: NZXT Source 210 Black ($20 off of Marketplace!)
CPU: AMD Ryzen 7 3700X
Motherboard: ASUS TUF Gaming B450
GPU: ASRock Challenger Radeon RX 6600
PSU: EVGA 650W
Cooler: Some Deepcool thing, it sure does cool fine
RAM: Silicon Power 2x16GB DDR4-3200
Hard Disks: TeamGroup 1TB M.2 SATA
PNY CS1030 1TB SSD (boot)
SanDisk 500GB SATA SSD
Hitachi HUA723030ALA641 (3TB HDD)
Monitors: Dell U2412M (DisplayPort, native 1920x1200 60Hz) (primary)
Dell SE2416H (HDMI, native 1920x1080 60Hz)
Optical Drives: ASUS BW-16D1HT (Blu-ray)
LG WH14NS40 (Blu-ray)
Philips DVD8631 (CDRW/DVD)
Soundcard: Creative Sound Blaster Audigy FX (it was free, and theoretically compatible with EAX!)
Wi-Fi: Gigabyte GC-WBAX210 (WiFi 6E)
Webcam: Logitech HD Webcam C525 (it was like $3)
Microphone: TONOR TC-777
Speakers: 90s Dell OEM harman/kardon speakers (very nice, very beige)
Keyboard: Keychron V6 (Kailh Box Navy switches)
Mouse: Logitech MX Master 2S
OS: Windows 11
Stapler: Pilot Model 404
Pencil sharpener: Panasonic KP-33A
Smartphone: Motorola edge+ 5GUW (2022)
Landline: AT&T 530 Touch-Tone
Pocketknife: US Army issue Camillus (ca. 1993)

Wait, wasn't I talking about PC specs?