Controlled by a small colony of bees.

Finds feet to be funny, so much so that it's almost concerning.

Enjoys games that have a challenge because he can't stop stressing himself out on purpose.

Is asexual and gay (WOW!)

Probably striking up a conversation with people in person, rather than online.

Somehow hates talking online to strangers, but loves talking to strangers at cons.

No way guys I'm trolldering again 0.0