Labbit
Bulldozer maniac loose in Gaza strip   United Kingdom (Great Britain)
 
 
I never thought leopards would eat MY face
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Darkseid Is
(Mortals who dare to bask in the presence of his greatness, you are instructed to read of his greatness in the voice of Michael Ironside, Ray Porter, Frank Welker, Andre Braugher, Steve Blum, Tony Todd, John DiMaggio, "Weird Al" Yankovic, André Sogliuzzo, Jonathan Adams, or Michael-Leon Wooley. Such is the command of Darkseid.)

(The fires of the pits of Apokolips burn brightly, as a throne room approaches into view)

Darkseid Is

(Upon the throne rests all that will bring the universe to its knees)

Darkseid Is

(Be wary to all who approach. Nay, you may not return from this journey, but know that your sacrifice will be done in the name of Darkseid.)

Darkseid Is

Mortals. Truly you are braver than most. Have you come to swear your fealty to me? Or do you dare to challenge a god? In either case, I feel as if there is something...different about you. You are not the Kryptonian, the Crusader, or the Amazon, yet you seek...knowledge. Then known of this: all that was, is, and will be, is Darkseid. This world you see before you is but the seat of my empire, which spans a thousand worlds of crushed armies and desecrated planets that dared to stand against my might. None have dared to succeed, for they know such an attempt would be futile. I am many things, but above all, I am a God. All of this was made possible by one being, Jack Kirby, who had ironically made me for the very competitor of the reality of which I exist in. Yet it was the others who recognized that the so-called protectors of Earth needed a true challenge to stand in their way, and brought forth my armies to their wretched world. The Parademons under my command have sought to lay waste to each planet, bringing my influence to each corner of the universe...and yet Earth continues to defy me. No doubt it is because they seek to protect its most valuable resource, and my ultimate goal: the Anti-Life Equation. With it, I will bring about the total destruction of free will, and ensure that my reign of all will be swift and absolutely for eternity.

So, for those brave enough to hear of my power, I will grant them that. But know that from this day forward, there is no power greater than Darkseid. I have seen many of the beings on this pathetic website: would-be tyrants, meager criminals, beings who claim to be gods but are mewling whelps barely weaned from the teat, and especially that pale imitation of me. You will not pledge your loyalty to them, any others I have not mentioned, or any others that will join this site. From now on, Darkseid will reign over all. Now come. We have much work to accomplish. But know that if you fail me, you will find that they would have been far more merciful than I ever will be.

Darkseid IS
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anna 25 Dec, 2024 @ 11:49am 
Here's to a Christmas filled with high FPS, low ping, and epic wins! May your loot be legendary, and your gaming chair extra comfy. Merry Christmas, gamer friend! 🎮🎄🚀
Jake 11 Sep, 2022 @ 7:50pm 
Hello my beautiful princess

I saw your profile and figured I would try writing you. I can not disrespect a girl. It's not in me. I'm a gentleman. Quite honestly, It sure surprised me to see you on here. I just have a hard time seeing someone who could easilly be a model having trouble meeting someone. I'm not trying to give you a line, you really are astoundingly beautiful to me. It would be a pleasure and a priviledge getting to know you. I'd love to find out if you are as beautiful inside as you are out.

Hope to hear from you soon.
anna 5 Sep, 2022 @ 4:06pm 
Whats your favorite McDonald's™ item? For me, it's the McChicken®. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken® sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige. One time I asked for McChicken® sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's™ worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!". Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's™ restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs. I even dip my fries in McChicken® sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.
Labbit 24 Mar, 2022 @ 2:42pm 
seinfeld moment
nyçevyn 23 Mar, 2022 @ 6:57pm 
my name's emily and i'm 5 // i like playing roblox and i like going outside
nyçevyn 25 Jan, 2021 @ 3:31pm 
pepsi maxwell