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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 8:40am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 9:35am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:04am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 6:38am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 4:27am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 12:51pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 10:59am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:59pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 8:15pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:55pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:58pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 9:32pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 8:17am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 8:20am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 8:24am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 8:36am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 8:47am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:21pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 8:16am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 8:20am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 12:57pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 12:57pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 12:57pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 8:20am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 8:47am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 10:37am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 10:53pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 8:16am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 8:17am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 8:42am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:20pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 5:33pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 8:49am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 8:17am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 8:50am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 8:22am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 10:20am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:21pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 8:40am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 9:35am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 8:24am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 1:46pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:58pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 12:28pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:48pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 8:49am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 3:24pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 4:39am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 4:02pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:26pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:36am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:19pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:58pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:20pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:59pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:59pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 8:23am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 10:20am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 10:18am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 8:39am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:23pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 9:19am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 8:23pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 10:38pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 6:53am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 1:36pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 3:12pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 8:58am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 2:33pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 8:49pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 10:19pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 9:27am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:26pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:19pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:18am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 8:23am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 9:38pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:33pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 6:21pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:31pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 6:47am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 6:39pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 7:18pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:23pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:32pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:26pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:20pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 6:47am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 9:49am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 12:09pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:03pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:54pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 9:01pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 9:51pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:40am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:51pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:53pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:10pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:41am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:22pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:06pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 8:58pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 12:43pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 4:48am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 2:49pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 12:01am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:39pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 9:17pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:43pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:56pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 9:31pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:38am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:39am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:43am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:46am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:17am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:17am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:35am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:51pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:38am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:22pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 4:07pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 10:17am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 10:17am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 9:48pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:37am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:40am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:40am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:20am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 10:19pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:16pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:05am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:57am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 10:17pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 9:07pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 10:04pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 10:58pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 3:02pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 10:59pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 12:56pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:33pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:27pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 9:59am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 4:39am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 5:01pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 3:11pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:04pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:01pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 6:54am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 8:49am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:23pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:54pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 10:08pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 9:45am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:36am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:17am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 7:32pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 12:43am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 12:56pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 4:43am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 10:34pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 4:44am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 4:43am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 4:52am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 5:52am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 5:24am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:06pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:09pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 12:57pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 2:50pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 1:41am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:21pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:38am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:03pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:06pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:55pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 9:45pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 9:47pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:46am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:39am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:27am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:54pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 4:40am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 1:57pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 1:56pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:34am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:34am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:18am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 12:57pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 4:42am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 1:55pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:31pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 4:06pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:00pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 1:42pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:18pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:44pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:44pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:58pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 9:36am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:29am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:36am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:17am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 4:02pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 11:59pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 10:59am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 3:34pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 10:15pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:29pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:42am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:56pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 9:44pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 9:55am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:38am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:39am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:34am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:57pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 4:41am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 4:54am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 8:59pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 8:59pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 9:39am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:06pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 9:15am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 12:33pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 11:41pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 4:27am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 10:13pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 3:59am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 1:04am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:25pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 4:38am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 4:42am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:03pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 9:31pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 4:00pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:38am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:39am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:51pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:52pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 4:49am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 1:59pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 1:59pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 12:36pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 12:36pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 9:37pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 9:38pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2022 @ 1:32pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 3:16pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 5:52am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:09pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 12:42pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 3:14pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 6:16pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 11:34pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 11:35pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 9:49pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 11:35pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 11:39pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 11:40pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 12:31am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 2:32am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 2:32am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 2:32am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 2:32am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 2:32am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 3:05pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 2:31am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 2:31am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 2:30am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 2:30am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 2:30am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 2:29am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 10:00am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 3:48pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:00am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:08pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 9:36pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:43am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 7:26pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 9:37pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 11:33pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:18am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:09pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 12:20am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 2:29am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:57pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:53am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 2:37pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 1:59pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:52pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:58pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 4:49am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 4:50am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:00pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 12:35pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 9:37pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 6:15pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 11:44pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 11:33pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 11:33pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 11:36pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 11:39pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 4:51am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 4:52am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 12:35pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 9:37pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 6:15pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 11:36pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 11:36pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 11:33pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 11:40pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 12:30am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 12:31am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 12:57am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:32pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 8:59pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2022 @ 1:31pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 11:49pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 9:45pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 11:38pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 11:38pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:58pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 9:50am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 9:03pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 10:38pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 10:38pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 1:41am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 2:45am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 11:45pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 9:47pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 1:08am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 2:09am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 2:59am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 3:46am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 4:24pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 9:27am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 8:58pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 12:39pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 12:35pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 12:35pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 12:35pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 11:43pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 11:33pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 11:33pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 11:40pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 12:30am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 1:14am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 1:15am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 2:51am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 2:53am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 2:54am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:32pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:19pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 9:53am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:34pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 12:56pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 8:59pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 4:02pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 11:33pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 11:39pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 1:53am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 2:57am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:18am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:30pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 12:30am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 2:26am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 11:32pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 2:18am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 11:33pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:44pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 2:45am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:18pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 9:40am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:36am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 12:56pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 4:48am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 4:02pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 9:53pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 11:39pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 1:18am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 2:56am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 4:15pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:18am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 3:14pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 12:31am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 2:26am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 11:33pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 11:36pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 1:04am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 3:05am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 3:48pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 3:49pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 2:58pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 4:03am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 7:22pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 4:42am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 1:45am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 2:16am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 2:48am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 4:21pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 4:21pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 4:57pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:34am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 12:20am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 11:36pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2022 @ 1:33pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 11:36pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 11:37pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 11:33pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 11:40pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 1:11am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 1:14am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 2:48am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 2:53am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 2:55am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 2:56am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 3:11am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 3:31am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 4:15pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 4:58pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 2:53pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 2:19am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 11:37pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 12:29am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 12:29am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 12:31am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 1:13am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 2:40am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 2:19am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 2:54am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 3:02am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 3:02am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 4:13pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 4:13pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 4:24pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 4:58pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:20pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:36am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:18am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 4:48am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 1:56pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 4:02pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 11:39pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 1:04am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 2:55am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 3:02am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 10:25pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:56pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 3:25pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 1:08am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 2:25am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:40am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 11:42pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:29pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 12:42pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 2:54am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 4:11pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 6:01pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 8:19am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 8:26am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 8:16am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 8:40am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 8:40am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 2:54pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 11:41pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 2:48pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 11:41pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 11:42pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 11:42pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 11:42pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 11:42pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 11:42pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 11:38pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 2:51am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 3:02am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 4:18pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 4:22pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 11:41pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 11:43pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 1:57am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 2:24am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 11:40pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 1:12am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 1:14am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 2:02am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 2:10am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 2:40am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 3:06am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 2:51pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 3:50pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 4:11pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 10:40pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 4:22pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 4:24pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 4:58pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 11:41pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 4:49pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 4:08pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 12:42am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 12:35am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 4:00am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 2:45am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 1:07pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 9:45pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 9:47pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 4:39pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 9:47pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 9:48pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 9:50pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 9:50pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 9:50pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 11:35pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 1:03am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 2:59am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 3:46am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 4:21pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 9:47pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 9:51pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 2:01am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 9:54pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 12:33am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 1:35am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 2:04am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 2:09am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 2:40am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 3:06am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 3:50pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 3:50pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 7:18pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 11:02pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 4:21pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 4:22pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 4:57pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 9:45pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 9:45pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 8:49pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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