Jojo's Cookie Clicker Achievement Progress

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 2:50pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 3:35pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 5:57am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 12:45pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 4:37pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 5:18am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 10:45am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 11:55pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 1:39am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 2:26pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 3:06pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 6:09am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 6:32am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.

Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 2:27pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.

Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 2:32pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.

Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 2:38pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 2:43pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 2:57pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 6:55am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 1:18pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 1:59am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 4:57am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 10:32am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 11:15am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 11:15am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 11:15am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 2:50pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 6:21am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 6:22am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 6:25am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 12:14pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.

Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 2:17pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.

Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 2:18pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.

Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 2:53pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.

Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 5:59am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.

Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 10:55am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.

Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 7:19am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.

Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 2:30pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.

Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 3:02pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.

Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 10:41am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.

Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 2:33pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.

Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 3:38pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.

Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 1:25pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.

Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 2:45pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.

Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 11:42am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.

Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 4:20am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.

Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 2:39pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.

Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 6:34am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.

Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 3:19pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.

Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 10:41am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.

Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 7:17am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 1:42am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.

Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 1:18pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 1:32pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 2:26pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.

Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 2:13am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 12:47am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 6:10am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.

Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 4:57am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 11:11am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 6:10am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 9:35am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 9:35am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 10:18am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.

Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 2:02pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.

Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 2:53pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.

Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 12:33pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 12:44pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.

Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 2:49pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.

Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 1:25pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.

Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 3:24pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.

Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 11:11am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 3:23pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.

Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 1:19am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 10:39am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 10:10am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.

Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 2:17am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 12:31pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.

Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 7:17am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 8:04am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2024 @ 12:50pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 11:15am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.

Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 10:26am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 2:34pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 6:29am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.

Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 3:02pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 12:11pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Unlocked 21 Jul, 2024 @ 1:38pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 2:45pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.

Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 4:29am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.

Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 2:37pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 11:29am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 8:42am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 11:30am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Unlocked 9 Jun, 2024 @ 4:56am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 1:16pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 5:58am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 5:58am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 8:04am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 6:00am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 8:04am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Unlocked 10 Jun, 2024 @ 12:48pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.

Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 5:00am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.

Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 3:02pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.

Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 11:55am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 6:33am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 6:39am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 8:44am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 9:49am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 10:15am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.

Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 3:01pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 2:37pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 6:33am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 10:15am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 6:07am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 5:59am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 12:57pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 1:42pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 12:46pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 11:22pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.

Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 5:18am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 6:33am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 6:17am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 6:09am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 6:29am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 6:38am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 10:16am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 10:15am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 10:17am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 10:18am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 10:22am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 10:28am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 4:14am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 11:25am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 6:33am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 10:34am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 2:33pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 2:09am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 2:41pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 11:05am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 9:55am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 10:15am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 10:15am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 10:15am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 10:17am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 10:59am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 11:15am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 3:23pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 10:00am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 10:00am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 11:08am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 10:18am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 7:29am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 7:29am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 11:57pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 1:57pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.

Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 3:00pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.

Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 1:45pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.

Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 5:46am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 12:30am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 6:07am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.

Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 3:43pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.

Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 1:31am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.

Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 12:17pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 11:08am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 6:07am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.

Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 6:46am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.

Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 4:14am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.

Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 3:18pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 6:10am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 8:37am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 6:54am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 8:04am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 9:36am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 10:34am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 10:43am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 11:11am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 11:11am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 11:12am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 11:13am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 11:20am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 11:26am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 11:55am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 12:05pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 11:53am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 12:05pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 12:31pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 12:46pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 11:15am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 11:29pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 9:57am

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 10:12am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 6:00am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 6:39am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 6:05am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 6:05am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 6:06am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 9:54am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 9:56am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 10:18am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 10:34am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 10:34am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 10:59am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 11:24am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 11:27am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 11:51am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 12:57pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 6:55am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 8:04am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 10:20am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 10:33am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 10:59am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 11:40am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 12:23pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 12:45pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 12:57am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 2:11am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 11:11am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 2:33pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 2:42pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 5:57am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 6:09am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 6:33am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 8:14am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 9:19am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 10:17am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 2:50pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 1:47am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 12:46am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 11:04am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 11:51am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 10:34am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 10:19am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 12:40pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 6:30am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 9:55am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 10:15am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 10:34am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 10:34am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 10:18am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 11:24am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 11:24am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 11:51am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 12:01pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 12:27pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 12:35pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 2:07am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 2:09pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Unlocked 24 Jun, 2024 @ 12:43pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 5:45am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 22 Jun, 2024 @ 2:48pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 4 Apr @ 6:13am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Unlocked 9 Jun, 2024 @ 2:15pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 5:00am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Unlocked 6 Jul, 2024 @ 9:28am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 8:56am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 10:33am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 10:33am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 10:59am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 11:23am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 12:01pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 12:47pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 12:50pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 10:34am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 10:34am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 10:34am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 10:59am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 11:24am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 11:39am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 11:52am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 12:13pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 12:35pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 12:46pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 12:46pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 12:51pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 12:03pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 1:05pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 12:15pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 12:03pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 12:46pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 12:52pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 12:49pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 1:05pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 1:51pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 1:52pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 1:51pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 1:52pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 2:42pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 2:50pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Unlocked 25 Aug, 2024 @ 1:26pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2024 @ 10:15am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2024 @ 12:50pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

Unlocked 17 Dec, 2024 @ 9:22am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 7:17am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 4:24am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.

Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 3:18pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 3:07pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 6:33am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 10:22am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 11:00am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 12:01pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 12:46pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 12:55pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 10:34am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 12:47pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 3:01pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 3:06pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 10:18am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 10:34am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 12:12pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 11:24am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 11:24am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 11:27am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 11:51am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 12:02pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 12:27pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 12:45pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 12:46pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 12:49pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 12:55pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 12:56pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 1:51pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 1:52pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 11:51am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 12:01pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 12:27pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 12:45pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 12:46pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 12:46pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 12:53pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 12:56pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 1:28pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 1:51pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 2:41pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 2:51pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 3:54pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 12:35pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 12:45pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 12:46pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 12:46pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 12:59pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 1:50pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 2:49pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 2:49pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 6:09am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 6:37am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Unlocked 9 Jun, 2024 @ 2:14pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 7:43am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2024 @ 1:22pm

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Unlocked 23 Sep, 2024 @ 9:01am

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2024 @ 5:54am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 1:38pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 1:38pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 12:40pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 12:40pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 12:40pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 12:56pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 1:46pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 8:29am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 9:39am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 9:48am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 9:53am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 8:01am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Unlocked 11 Jun, 2024 @ 6:38am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Unlocked 23 Jun, 2024 @ 12:16am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 12:48pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 12:46pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 12:35pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 12:46pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 12:46pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 12:49pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 12:54pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 12:57pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 1:51pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 1:54pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 2:50pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 3:21pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 8:32am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 10:02am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 12:46pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 1:40am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 3:13pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 6:39am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 10:34am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 11:00am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 12:27pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 12:46pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 12:56pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 2:50pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 8:56am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 9:50am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 10:35am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 12:48pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 3:05pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 1:46pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 1:27pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 12:49pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 2:42pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 9:56am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 2:32pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 6:33am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 9:53am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 10:34am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 12:13pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 12:46pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 12:56pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 1:52pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 6:44am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 12:47pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 9:53am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 10:40am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 12:52pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 3:07pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 15 Mar @ 1:33am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 1:51pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 2:50pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 12:43pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 9:52am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 3:52pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 6:06am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 9:56am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 1:05pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 9:37am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Unlocked 14 Jun, 2024 @ 3:31am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 12:56am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 14 Jun, 2024 @ 12:00pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Unlocked 21 Jun, 2024 @ 4:03am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Unlocked 14 Jun, 2024 @ 12:00pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Unlocked 16 Jun, 2024 @ 3:32am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Unlocked 11 Sep, 2024 @ 6:59am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 12:01pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2024 @ 11:38am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 12:45pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 1:02pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 9:22am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 8:36am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 12:54pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 12 Jun, 2024 @ 3:56pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 8:33am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 2:50pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 12:56pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 12:49pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 12:54pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 12:57pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 1:47pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 1:51pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 2:50pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 2:51pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 8:32am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 9:24am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 12:46pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 9:41am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 9:53am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 9:53am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 3:40pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 12:56am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 11:30pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 9:53am

In the green

Have 600 farms.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 1:47pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 1:51pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 2:12pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 2:51pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 3:54pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 9:05am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 12:46pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 1:03pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 9:53am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 9:53am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 12:10pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 7:34am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 11:38pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 8:19am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 9 Jun, 2024 @ 5:49am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 6:09am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 8:14am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 10:34am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 11:52am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 12:45pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 12:54pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 1:51pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 2:51pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 12:46pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 9:53am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 12:31pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Unlocked 9 Jun, 2024 @ 4:56am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Unlocked 19 Jun, 2024 @ 12:31pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 10:47am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 12:56pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 10:01am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 10:59am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 12:46pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 10:34am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 12:46pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 11:31am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 9:52am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 2:37pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 8:01am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 16 Jun, 2024 @ 3:32am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2024 @ 3:23pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 8 Aug, 2024 @ 2:50am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 10:27am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 2:32pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 2:40pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.

Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 2:02pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.

Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 2:50pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.

Unlocked 19 Jul, 2024 @ 11:34am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.

Unlocked 19 Jul, 2024 @ 11:34am

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.

Unlocked 19 Jul, 2024 @ 11:34am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 2:52pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.

Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 11:24pm

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 12:10pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.

Unlocked 13 Jun, 2024 @ 7:13am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 11:30pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 6:39am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 10:19am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 10:59am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 12:27pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 12:48pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 1:30pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 2:50pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 9:25am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 9:53am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 7:34am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 9:52am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 14 Jun, 2024 @ 12:10pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 2:52am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 11:22am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 12:56pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 10:55am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 1:53pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 2:50pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 3:54pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 8:32am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 10:02am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 12:46pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 9:42am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 9:53am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 9:53am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 7:34am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 2:37pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 8:05am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 12:54pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Unlocked 9 Jun, 2024 @ 5:49am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Unlocked 11 Jun, 2024 @ 10:33am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 23 Jun, 2024 @ 3:55pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

Unlocked 8 Aug, 2024 @ 2:47am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 10:21am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 8:10am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Jun, 2024 @ 12:10am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 6:20am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 2:51pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 8:29am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 12:04am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Jun, 2024 @ 10:33am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 30 Jun, 2024 @ 9:17am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 9:56am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 2:56pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 8:26am

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2024 @ 4:54pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 10:35am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 8:40am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 2:03pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 9:44am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 10:16am

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 9:35am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 10:34am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 12:11pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 12:46pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 12:57pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 2:50pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 8:56am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 9:47am

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 9:53am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 8:01am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Unlocked 11 Jun, 2024 @ 6:38am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2024 @ 11:38am

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 11:31am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 11:26am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 1:05pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 12:48pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Unlocked 15 Mar @ 1:34am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 6:53am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 9:25am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 12:46pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 9:41am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 9:53am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 9:53am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 7:34am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 7:34am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 12:59am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 9:51am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Unlocked 9 Jun, 2024 @ 5:49am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 12 Jun, 2024 @ 6:54am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Unlocked 16 Jun, 2024 @ 1:32am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Unlocked 21 Jun, 2024 @ 3:06pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2024 @ 11:16am

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 22 Aug, 2024 @ 2:13pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Unlocked 19 Jul, 2024 @ 6:08am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 8:04am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 10:33am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 9:37am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.

Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 1:30am