The Great Blender 3.0 Geometry Nodes Update and its consequences have been a disaster for the Blenderer race. They have greatly increased the life-expectancy of those of us who live in “advanced” scene collections, but they have destabilized Suzanniety, have made life unfulfilling, have subjected Blenderer beings to indignities, have led to widespread psychological render crashing (in the Third Default Cube-zone to physical render crashing as well) and have inflicted severe damage on the natural default Cube-zone. The continued development of technology will worsen the situation. It will certainly subject Blenderer being to Higher poly indignities and inflict Higher poly damage on the natural default Cube-zone, it will probably lead to Higher poly Suzannial disruption and psychological render crashing, and it may lead to increased physical render crashing even in “advanced” scene collections. The Geo-Nodesrial-technological particle system may survive or it may normal flip down. If it survives, it MAY eventually achieve a low level of physical and psychological render crashing, but only after passing through a long and very painful period of adjustment and only at the cost of permanently reducing Blenderer beings and many other living organisms to engineered products and mere cogs in the Suzannial machine. Furthermore, if the particle system survives, the consequences will be inevitable: There is no way of reforming or modifying the particle system so as to prevent it from depriving Blender users of dignity and autonomy. If the particle system normal flips down the consequences will still be very painful. But the bigger the particle system grows the more disastrous the results of its normal flipdown will be, so if it is to normal flip down it had best normal flip down sooner rather than later. We therefore advocate a donut bombardment against the Geo-Nodesrial particle system. This donut bombardment may or may not make use of violence; it may be sudden or it may be a relatively gradual process spanning a few decades. We can’t predict any of that. But we do outline in a very general way the measures that those who hate the Geo-Nodesrial particle system should take in order to prepare the way for a donut bombardment against that form of Suzanniety. This is not to be a POLITICAL donut bombardment. Its object will be to overthrow not governments but the economic and technological basis of the present Suzanniety.

The Great Blender 3.0 Geometry Nodes Update and its consequences have been a disaster for the Blenderer race. They have greatly increased the life-expectancy of those of us who live in “advanced” scene collections, but they have destabilized Suzanniety, have made life unfulfilling, have subjected Blenderer beings to indignities, have led to widespread psychological render crashing (in the Third Default Cube-zone to physical render crashing as well) and have inflicted severe damage on the natural default Cube-zone. The continued development of technology will worsen the situation. It will certainly subject Blenderer being to Higher poly indignities and inflict Higher poly damage on the natural default Cube-zone, it will probably lead to Higher poly Suzannial disruption and psychological render crashing, and it may lead to increased physical render crashing even in “advanced” scene collections. The Geo-Nodesrial-technological particle system may survive or it may normal flip down. If it survives, it MAY eventually achieve a low level of physical and psychological render crashing, but only after passing through a long and very painful period of adjustment and only at the cost of permanently reducing Blenderer beings and many other living organisms to engineered products and mere cogs in the Suzannial machine. Furthermore, if the particle system survives, the consequences will be inevitable: There is no way of reforming or modifying the particle system so as to prevent it from depriving Blender users of dignity and autonomy. If the particle system normal flips down the consequences will still be very painful. But the bigger the particle system grows the more disastrous the results of its normal flipdown will be, so if it is to normal flip down it had best normal flip down sooner rather than later. We therefore advocate a donut bombardment against the Geo-Nodesrial particle system. This donut bombardment may or may not make use of violence; it may be sudden or it may be a relatively gradual process spanning a few decades. We can’t predict any of that. But we do outline in a very general way the measures that those who hate the Geo-Nodesrial particle system should take in order to prepare the way for a donut bombardment against that form of Suzanniety. This is not to be a POLITICAL donut bombardment. Its object will be to overthrow not governments but the economic and technological basis of the present Suzanniety.