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Posted: 14 Apr, 2016 @ 6:01am

When I was a child, I had a dream. A dream to one day sip soda in space.
Unfortunately for me, I don't have the aptitude to pass the rigorous tests required by NASA astronauts.
Then came Soda Drinker Pro.
Now I can experience the sensation of the carbonated cosmos as I veeeeery slowly crawl my way across not only space, but over a hundred locations where a person can only dream of drinking soda.

Have you even been on top of a skyscraper? You have? Well I'll bet dollars to sodas you weren't sipping something tasty while you were up there. Well now you can!

From familiar locations, to the very limit of human soda shenanigans, you, too, can experience what it's like to enjoy caffeinated slurpers the way they were meant to be enjoyed.

You can see where it all begins in the soda factory, or experience soda-ception as you drink soda into your mouth... INSIDE a human mouth! It has only just begun!

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