Recent reviews by Lenny from the hit movie Bleeder

The last (optional might I add) boss has destroyed my life and my family. I have spent countless hours on his final phase to no avail. My wife hasn't seen me in two months, at first she thought I had fallen in love with the bottle, but saw my once beautiful, muscular and bulbous self now a decrepit ''Gamer'' my skin had turned a chalkish white, my figure once so beautiful had crumbled into dust and my spine now an accordeon. The horror she witnessed was too much for her bare and she took it upon herself to punish me for my unjust deeds. I never saw her again. I spend my days eternally punishing myself for trying to do the impossible to no avail. Days, weeks and years pass me by as I struggle to achieve the one thing that matters. But as many myths of ancient mythologies have proven is that we suffer for nothing. Nothing at all. If I were to win, perhaps there would be no meaning in this pursuit.

I took a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of drugs just so it could take me back to this place

Classic games aren't simply good because of nostalgia goggles, they're good because they rely on your interpretation of images and making up with a lack of visual stimulation with your own imagination. I thought this game was great because of that simple concept and the great storytelling and attention to details in terms of worldbuilding

You can shoot people

I don't have sex so i'm glad I could relate to the characters in that sense, thanks capcunt for the inclusiveness !

Woman dumb haha bros before hoes
OS 4 LYFE
Pece

I'm on probation so this is my only way to beat the ♥♥♥♥ out of people, it's really great

Had an egodeath while listening to komm susser todd 10/10

The only game that makes it into the "Made me ♥♥♥" list. Killer7 is an experience like no other that defines itself by the lack of understanding one will have upon soaking themselves in Killer7's not-so subtle references, themes and overall madness. While everything is overblown in it's story aspect, dialogues and symbolism, Killer7's gameplay could be called the total opposite it plays like those old arcades where your only friend is a plastic gun, without a plastic gun rather a mouse and keyboard, with ♥♥♥♥♥♥ puzzles, that are overly simplistic. But the characters man. A Talking Head named Suzie, who recalls the time she threw herself off a building rather than go to school, an old man being abused by His own maid who also happens to be a hooker, a latex wearing divorced man who hits you with advices such as "Master please call my ex wife to solve this puzzle" and, of course, a dead man walking. Oh and it's Cel-shaded, so it will always look good, timeless, and most importantly be a classic that will surely resonate with angry college students and Gen-z kids alike.

The soup got in the fridge and now has a fuller, bolder flavor.