Blueyed DIABLO
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Dear humanity: we regret being alien bastards, we regret coming to Earth, and we most DEFINITELY regret that the Corps just blew up our RAGGEDY ASS FLEET!

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Dear humanity: we regret being alien bastards, we regret coming to Earth, and we most DEFINITELY regret that the Corps just blew up our RAGGEDY ASS FLEET!

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Captain Roman S'Jet 15 May @ 8:43pm 
Imagine you're blindfolded and you're getting the best raw pornstar-grade blowjob in the entire universe. The catch is, however, that you'll never figure out who's giving you that god-tier awesome schmösome sloppy toppy unless you take the blindfold off. It could be anybody, Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold from the 7-11 near my house, or even your uncle's neighbour's fireman's cat. Now the question is: would you take off the blindfold and find out who the person/thing behind the stupendous jimmy-nibbler is and risk permanently scarring yourself, or would you keep the blindfold on and continue having your knob slobbed till your spirit hits the sky?
Captain Roman S'Jet 3 Dec, 2024 @ 12:45pm 
he's the dankest of the dank!
zulu 18 Oct, 2024 @ 2:04am 
:steamthumbsdown:
zulu 18 Oct, 2024 @ 2:03am 
i HATE you.
Captain Roman S'Jet 18 Oct, 2024 @ 2:02am 
since day one
zulu 18 Oct, 2024 @ 2:01am 
since day one