dude you're still talking

because nose rings are for PUNKS little mister

incidentally, why can't we have nose rings?

abbey shtu the ufci up bro

rev up those fryers! i think im having an allergic reaction to cheater's. DONT SLEEP ON CHEATER'S!!!! i was served by squidward. i ordered pineapple in a can and then a bunch of nematodes popped out of it and then i woke up the next morning with the suds and then i fed gary #healthcare

kid friendliness: they kicked the baby

wheelchair accessibility: i brought my friend in a wheelchair and then they catapulted them like an angry bird

dietary restrictions: im on a diet i ate 8 tons (of peanuts) and then ate more tons (of peanuts) [40 tons total for my weekly diet] followed by, you guessed it! 8 pounds of lettuce

NOBODY'S A NOSE RING