Recent reviews by Smitty Werbenjägermanjensen

I've never felt so existentially scared and sad at the same time. 10/10


Pro tip: Name your buddy after your real best friend and the same for your pet and it'll make it so much worse better!

It feels nice and simple at the beginning. making fun little conveyor belts and collecting resources.

Then you run out of power, you build more biomass burners, then you run out of biomass so you switch to coal power. Problem solved.

THEN your coal supply isn't enough. You find some more a few thousand meters away and spend nearly an hour to run conveyor belts and power lines the entire way. You get back to your base and realize you forgot to connect one line so you run all the way back to connect it and realize you forgot to grab extra cable and now have to run all the way back to you base to get it and then run back to the miner to connect it.

SO you build a truck to get around faster, it works great! You decide to automate it and set the autopilot to a route acting as a sort of bus route that you can hitch a ride on.

You wait and you wait and you begin to wonder where it is? You think maybe the route was longer than I thought when I made it? So you run back to your base to get enough supplies to build another truck to go find the first and notice you have no iron rods. You proceed to troubleshoot your mass of conveyor belts and power lines for the next 30 minutes, discovering several things that could be optimized and start kinda working on those, completely forgetting about the lost truck.

Two hours later you realize it's time to go to bed.

"I'll just finish this one thing" you say.

You fool.

You go to bed eight hours later with three trucks (still haven't found the first), a dune buggy that you've already died in twice, a new power issue, several new supply issues, half of your base is irradiated now, and that buzzing is the sound of your alarm telling you it's time to get ready to go to your other job.

15/10, would quit my "real" job.

War crime simulator without Russians seems weird.

Was the last person out the front door in my first game when the door slammed in my face. My friend then yelled "HIDE [name]! F**KING HIDE!" so I ran with all the speed of a snail and to hide behind a cabinet in the kitchen. My friend continued to help me remain calm by yelling helpful things like "TURN YOUR F**KING FLASHLIGHT OFF!" and "DON'T SAY A WORD" from outside the window. I think I had an actual mental breakdown as I heard the ghost groan and gasp it's way closer to me. But then suddenly it was over and I cried my way back to the van.

10/10, would cry again.

If you like not winning at a game, get this game.
If you like getting better at a game and still not winning, get this game.
If you like getting better at a game with your friends and think you've won but still dying at the last second, get this game.
If you like having a good time bonding with your buddies while monsters murder you, get this game.

10/10, would die again.

Simply amazing. A must have for any horror fan, regardless of the medium preferred. The controls are simple and useful. This game will haunt your dreams and have you wanting more!

Get it! It's great to play with friends so you can laugh at each other's attempts "to doctor"

I love getting scared and this does not dissappoint! Espeically for being free!

One of the best RPGs ever made