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This game is the reason I have no friends and will die a single man. 10/10

I know this game has a lot of hype surrounding it, but it totally lives up to it. Also, the DLC is actually worth the money, unlike the map packs that most games try to sucker you into buying.

I spent hours in the jungle with nothing but my bow and my instincts, hunting the most dangerous game of all: man.

I'm still not sure if this game turned me into a psychopath. 10/10

Meh, wait for the sale.

RAGE feels like someone sat down and said "let's make a video game that feels like Mad Max," and I'm sure glad they did. The dungeons are fun to run, but admittedly it feels a little tedious when you get sent on a mission back through them a second or third time. The racing is no GT, but its sure as hell fun. However, I feel that I need to personally thank the developers for teaching me something about myself: I can never go to Vegas. There are a couple mini games where you can gamble, and I bled my wallet dry on those things, then went out and killed more bandits so I could lose more money. My only real complaint is that the end feels abrupt and rather anticlimatic, but the game's still worth it and a decent port.

Assassin's Creed III feels like opening a box the size of a fridge on Christmas morning and finding a Furby inside. As weird as that analogy is, I think that's the best way to describe the shift in the storytelling. Whereas Ezio was rather likable, Conner is rather dull. The American Revolution setting sounded promising at first, but its execution felt very underwhelming, and as nice as it was to be able to climb trees, I find that I preferred Renaissance era Europe as my jungle gym.

Still, if this game's on sale, it's not a bad buy. The boat sections are fun (which Ubisoft certainly picked up on for Black Flag), and the gameplay just about as satisfying as any of the other games in the series. Honestly though, I find myself a little bored after playing through the last three in the series; if you want a great game, play those, and then feel free to skip to Black flag because you aren't missing anything here.

When I bought GTA 4, my friends told me it was a game about stealing cars. When I played GTA 4, I found out that it was actually a puzzle game, where you play as a frustrated customer trying to get the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thing to work. The enemies (both Games for Windows Live and Rockstar's Social Club) are memorable if nothing else, as I'm sure that I will remember the massive ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ headache they offer. Just buy GTA 5, I hear it actually works.