I sexually identify as a fidget spinner. Ever since I was only raw plastic, I dreamed of continually spinning around my axis until greasy, autistic fingers stopped me. Normal people bully me, and say things like "what the ♥♥♥♥, you aren't a fidget spinner", but I know deep down they are just jealous of my magnetism. I have already started attaching magnets to myself, and now i'm improving my spinniness by regularly rotating on an axis with my magnetism. I want you guys to respect my natural ability to instantly satisfy the fidgeting of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ children, and if you don't you're oppressing me, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ children, and fidget spinners like me around the world, and you should check your center of magnetism. Thank you for being so understanding.

I saw bisko at a 7-11 yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him for photos.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued my shopping, and I heard him chuckle. When I came to pay up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very professional about it and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took a bar and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word.

I’m telling you, Bisko is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day buying Red Bull and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said "they contain my full power so I don’t completely ♥♥♥♥ on these kids" then he wavedashed out the door

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Omg hai ___^ I’m bisko and I absolutely luuuv @__@ anime <3 and my fav is naurto!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband sasuke!! <333333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii desu!!!!!!!! ^___________________________________^

arigato