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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:45am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:25pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:02am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:41am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 7:53pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 1:01am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 12:53am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 6:53pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 8:13pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 8:30pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 10:00pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 8:03pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:23am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:26am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:32am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:44am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:58am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:49am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 10:15pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 1:58am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 12:21am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:42am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:42am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:42am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:25am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:59am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:25pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 2:44am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:22am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:23am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:40am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:41am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 2:20am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:23am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:58am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 2:28am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:27am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:34pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 2:04am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:44am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 2:45am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 1:47am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:37am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:28am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 9:28pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 2:05am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 5:07am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 8:01pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 3:58am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 2:58am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 9:38pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 8:33pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 11:33pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 3:08am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 1:58am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 7:50pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 8:49pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 9:30pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 9:30pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 8:03pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:29am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:16pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 2:43am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:18am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:47am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:50am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:09pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 2:44am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 10:05pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:29am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:23pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 4:16am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:24pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 1:36am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2024 @ 4:06am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 12:37am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 12:21am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 10:49pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 6:31pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 1:18am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2022 @ 11:17pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2024 @ 9:09pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:17am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 1:57am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 5:31am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:32am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 9:15pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 10:39pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 10:39pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 2:42am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 12:18am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 9:58pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 1:51am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 8:45pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 6:29pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 11:13pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 2:55am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 2:08am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 2:25am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 3:27am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 11:13pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2022 @ 1:54am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 8:13pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 6:28pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 12:29am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 10:02pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 12:29am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 11:26pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 9:19pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 2:26am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 8:02pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 9:24pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 9:56pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 8:02pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 10:48pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2022 @ 11:17pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2022 @ 9:32pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 4:09am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:41pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:01pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 12:28am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 1:44am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 3:40am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 2:58am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 8:12pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 9:22pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 8:18pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 9:38pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 8:03pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 11:25pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 10:14pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 2:58am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 2:50am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2022 @ 1:54am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 12:37am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 10:35pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 2:25am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:45pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:22am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:59am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 10:45pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 7:53pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 8:37pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:25pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 10:15pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 2:09am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 9:16pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 1:04am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:07am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 1:52am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 9:09pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 3:13am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 9:48pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 5:45pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2022 @ 1:58am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 2:50am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 8:10pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 2:52am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 8:11pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:01pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 10:19pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 10:22pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 10:29pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 1:04am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 1:22am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 1:26am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 1:22am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 12:30am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 12:30am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 12:31am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:42am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 4:45pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 1:08am

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2022 @ 6:14pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 9:25pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 2:22am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 7:56pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 12:07am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 9:23pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 7:03pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 8:40pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 9:18pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2022 @ 1:54am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 8:10pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 2:33am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 8:39pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 1:05am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 6:38am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 8:42pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 10:17pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 11:32pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2022 @ 4:17am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 12:31am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 1:12am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 8:39pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 6:37am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 6:37am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 6:32pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 7:29pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 9:15pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 2:54am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 3:37am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 9:22pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 8:03pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 8:31pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 2:08am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 1:27am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2022 @ 11:17pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 11:07pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 1:36am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 1:32am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 8:59pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 4:56am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 8:10pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 2:23am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 1:08am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 10:20pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 8:29pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 10:17pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 10:15pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2022 @ 10:52pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 2:50am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2022 @ 1:54am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 8:10pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 2:33am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 8:39pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 1:05am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 6:38am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 8:09am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 7:49pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 2:43am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 7:30pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 9:10pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 9:11pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 6:21pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:40pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 11:07pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:41pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 11:12pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:37pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 4:25am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 1:05am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 11:09pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 5:21am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 5:49pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 13 May, 2022 @ 1:31am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:38pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 2:54am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 1:05am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 1:05am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 6:38am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 12:29am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 11:10pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 11:10pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 9:53pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 9:53pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 1:25am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 6:05pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 12:29am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 6:38am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 11:10pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 5:22am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 11:33pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 7:22pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 5:56pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 8:09pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 7:06pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 11:11pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 11:11pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 11:14pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:50pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:50pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 6:12pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:51pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 11:39pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 3:42am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2024 @ 11:41pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 12:16am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2024 @ 9:51pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2024 @ 6:38am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2024 @ 11:41pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 2 May, 2024 @ 2:41am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2024 @ 11:41pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2023 @ 11:29pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 1:41am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 1:17am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 8:37pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 2:45am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2022 @ 1:55am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2022 @ 9:31pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 12:29am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 12:29am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 7:21pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 8:10pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 11:21pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 11:17pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 1:52am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 8:45pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 2:22am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 1:05am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 1:05am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 5:49pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 13 May, 2022 @ 1:31am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:38pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 2:54am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 1:05am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 1:05am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 6:38am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 12:29am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 11:10pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 11:10pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 9:53pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 9:53pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 7:21pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 1:05am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 12:29am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 12:29am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 11:33pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 9:53pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 3:00am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 7:22pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 3:07am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 7:47am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 11:16pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2022 @ 12:14am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2022 @ 12:49am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 2:05am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 6:37am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 6:44am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 12:29am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 11:27pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 2:48am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 2:48am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 11:15pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 9:35pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 10:19pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2022 @ 9:32pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2023 @ 11:22pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:50pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 6:40am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 9:56pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 6:58pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 4:14am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 8:49pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 10:04pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 2:48am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2022 @ 12:49am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2023 @ 8:32pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 10:01pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 6:09pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2024 @ 12:43am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 6:43pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 11:10pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 9:53pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 1:05am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 12:29am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 12:29am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 11:33pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 9:53pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 3:00am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 7:22pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 3:07am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 7:47am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 11:16pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2022 @ 12:14am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2022 @ 12:49am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 2:05am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 7:29pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 6:28pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 2:59am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2022 @ 1:55am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:38pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 12:29am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 12:29am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 6:04pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 6:04pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 12:27am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 8:15pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:38pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 11:27pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 11:17pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 11:39pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 7:05pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 8:23pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 2:48am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 3:37am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 4:16am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 8:13pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 8:16pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 1:27am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 May, 2022 @ 6:23am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 10:23pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 9:53pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 9:53pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 2:24am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 2:24am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 5:09am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 5:09am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 4:01am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 10:04pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 10:25pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:50pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 11:19pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 3:16am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 2:05am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 12:47am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 3:36am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 12:46am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 6:42pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2024 @ 8:47pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 8:39pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:15pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:24pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 1:35am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2024 @ 6:53am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:15pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 8:10pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 11:19pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 9:53pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 9:53pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 6:05pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 5:57pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 11:16pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 2:08am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 11:16pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 8:56pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 12:27am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 12:27am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 12:27am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 4:21am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2023 @ 3:18am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 8:31pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 1:04am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 May, 2024 @ 6:49pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 8:15pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 9:53pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 6:05pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 5:57pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 11:16pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 2:08am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 1:37am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 1:01am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:25pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 3:20am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 3:42am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 4:21am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2023 @ 3:18am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 12:37am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 11:43pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 9:30pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 10:14pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2022 @ 11:17pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 10:09pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 12:29am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 2:48am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 2:48am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2023 @ 8:32pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2023 @ 8:32pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 8:31pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 11:54pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 4:56am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 10:05pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 2:05am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2022 @ 9:32pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 2:50am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 9:53pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 8:10pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 11:10pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 2:29am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 5:47pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 4:36am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:25am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:37am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:22am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:45am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:45am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:16am

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2022 @ 10:27pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2022 @ 7:36pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 10:06pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:41pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:41pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:37pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 12:29am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 12:29am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 11:07pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 11:07pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 8:24pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 8:24pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 8:31pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2024 @ 6:53am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 10:31pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 3:00am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:17pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 9:35pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 11:12pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 8:23pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 2:05am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 12:27am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 12:27am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 12:53am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 6:06pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 8:32pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 10:26pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 3:42am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 11:42pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 May, 2024 @ 11:55pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 10:29pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 12:00am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 1:01am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:16pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 4:26pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 6:42pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:15pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:15pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:15pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:15pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:16pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:16pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:16pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:16pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 10:01pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 6:09pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2024 @ 12:43am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:16pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:16pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:25pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 6:46pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:15pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:15pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:15pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:25pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 8:15pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 12:54am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 6:06pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 2:22am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 May, 2024 @ 5:54am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 5:38pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 3:59am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:15pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:15pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 1:44am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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