HAPPY MOTHERS DAY HOES! 👩🏻👩🏼👩🏽👩🏾👩🏿 On this day we celebrate 🎉🎊 the HORNY ♥♥♥♥♥ 🍆🙆 that got HOT 🔥 and DRIPPY 💦💦 with DADDY 👱🍆🍆 then 💥 POPPED 💥 YOU 👇🏻 OUTTA THE ♥♥♥♥♥ 🙀🙀😹 9 MONTHS later 📅 Throughout the years 📅📅📅 this ♥♥♥♥♥ 🙋 did EVERYTHING 4️⃣ you, shovin her TITTIES 🔘🔘 in your FACE 👶 4️⃣ you 2️⃣ SUCK ON 👅👅💦, cleanin up 👅👅 the CUMMIES 💦💦 in your diapers 👶, KISSIN 💋 all your BOOBoos 🔘🏥🔘, & 💦 CUMMIN 💦 to the rescue 🆘 whenever you needed 😫 that MILF ♥♥♥♥♥ 🐱💦 Show this SLUTTY MUMMY 💁 how much you appreciate 🙏🙏 her today & MURDER 🔫🗡💣 THAT ♥♥♥♥♥ 🐱🐱 like a good child should 👍👶 DADDY 👱🍆 won’t mind 😉😏 Send ➡️ this to 1️⃣0️⃣ friends with the HOTTEST 🔥 MILFS 🙆👪 Get 3️⃣ back & MOMMY will give the TIP 🍆 a KISS 💋 GOODNIGHT 🌙⭐️

Here’s a crazy fact about the pyramids: they weren’t built by slaves. Unless you count the pyramid builders as being “slaves to the rhythm,” because we’re pretty sure they loved to party. See, the workers building the pyramids were paid ... but not in traditional currency. Their wages were just straight up beer. Like, four to five liters a day. That’s the equivalent of nearly an entire mini-keg every single day of the week.

Depending on your personal convictions, that may sound like a terrible deal, but the workers appear to have been thrilled with the trade-off. In fact, some scholars believe that if hadn’t been for the vast supply of beer, the pyramids wouldn’t have been built at all.

WHEN I SAT DOWN ⬇️ TO PEE 💦 THERE WAS A BUG 🐞 IN THE TOILET 🚽 BUT I THOUGHT 💭 IT WAS DROWNED 🌊👻 ❓❔❓❔ N WHEN I GOT UP ⬆️ IT WASN’T ❌ THERE 👉 IM SOBBING 😭 IS IT IN MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🍆 BUTTHOLE 🍑⭕ WHERE IS IT⁉️⁉️⁉️

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA ♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U!

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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
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