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Today is your very special lucky day because you have given a great opportunity here.
You will have to perform just one very simple task.
You will get the girlfriend of your dreams within one week and that is my gold plated "personal guarantee"
But only if you do the simple task.....
It seems Pepe is being a naughty boy and isn't wiping his botty after making, so you will have to do it for him, even although he knows how and is old enough to do it himself.
Simply type in here *WIPES PEPE'S BOTTOM* and you will get your dream girl within one week 100% guaranteed
just type in *WIPES PEPE'S BOTTOM* and you lonely days are over - you will be approached by "her" - she will do all the talking and asking and will never hurt, betray or leave you.
I wish you both happiness in your life together.