getting gens

i had trouble figuring out who u are until i saw the ungodly amount of hours in stardew valley

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So I finally got around to making that homemade fleshlight thing with cornstarch and a pringles can, and I gotta say I'm pretty pleased. The material is soft but dense, so I use butter as a lubricant. The one issue I had with it was that Julius Pringles was staring at me whenever I used it. I overcame this by more or less brainwashing myself by making a large lithograph of him, taking a few tabs of lsd, draining 2 1/2 pints of my blood, and hiring a hooker to masturbate me while I stared at it. By this method I successfully made myself sexually attracted to him. Now I can't live without my homemade fleshlight, and I recommend everyone try it!

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