Recent reviews by BIG FAT PSYCHO

Hacker, don't bother with the Plasma Rifle. ITS WHACK!
Overpriced, scarce ammo, bouncing ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!

DUAL WIELD RAIL GUNS INSTEAD!

I can't believe i left my buddy MARK back on security level for that trash.

Lot of options, but all the colors feel muted now.
Also minimum height is 160.
Can i have my pocket mage back please?

You know the game is good and janky. Just buy it.
Anyway, i need to review this for the steam awards, so have a summary of my playtime instead.
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FIRST playthrough:
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1 man army, first 3 posible companions are either shady and dismissive, forceful and rude, or straight up tries to shank me out of nowhere.
Goblins? You mean free xp?
Also, Shadowheart: "There's no chances without me - only certain death, or worse"
The ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ AUDACITY of this Sharite.
"♥♥♥♥ off Guardian i'm not touching the worms!"
"No Gale, you can go back in the portal for all i care. Huh? Yeah sure, you can have a magic item...you magical bum."
"Damn it Karlach, i just want to help, stop joining my party!"
"Oh hey Wyll! How's the demon hunt?"
"Noooooo, SCRATCH! I'm friend!"----♥♥♥♥
The tiefliengs are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ useless, they spread themselves so thin no wonder barrel tactics were a must, shame about elf lady, think she liked me.
"I'm taking SILVANUS, you cowards don't deserve him!"
THE CUB, there he is! YES YES! THER HE IS! YES!!!!!
"An actual ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ devil tried to con me! Think i can't smell your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, hag?"
A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DRAGON!
"Is that the frog-alien-lady?...Correction, that WAS her!"
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Minotaurs, very large burrowing dog, and shrooms!
"Lady if you want your mental deficient husband dead...just say so. We can talk prices."
Dark elves have the wierdest pets.
Absolute nutters are in the caves too!
"Glut please...no, there's like an empty mage tower RIGHT OVER THERE!"
"Sure Squidward, just ♥♥♥♥ my ♥♥♥♥ up..."
Interesting statues...they look so life like...AH ♥♥♥♥....here we cheese again. That one small window is the MVP!
"THAT THING WAS HERE BECAUSE OF A DISAGREEMENT?!"
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Done with this ♥♥♥♥, i'm taking the boat.
Regret.
There is nowhere to hide...nowhere to run...
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Absolute nutters, short-fuse gnomes, ♥♥♥♥♥♥ middle-manager dark elf and disgruntuled duergar mercenaries.
"Yes my pretties, praise the SILK MOTHER!"
I just need ONE merchant! Cloack and greatsword time.
What do you mean i have to use the one small chuck of explosives that silly gnome gave me..??? I'll ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ remeber this you little ♥♥♥♥♥...
Neat! A chest...bad touch, bad touch!
Cool forge, shame theres only one chunk of adamantite to craft with (clueless).
Huh, this forge really looks a bit like a gladiator arena...AH ♥♥♥♥!
Finally, some good ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gear!
Leave the fire gorrila alone...i just need the AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!
More darknes? No thanks i'll try the high route first.
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Necrotic road-blocks, child abduction with extra steps, and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ALIENS desecrating a monastery.
"I just wanted the shiny thing you overgrown chicken!"
Worm extraction wasn't just a failure....it was a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ failed MURDER attempt! That's it!
Every ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ skinny-toad in here is dying except for the shop-keep, she's cute.
The toad queen demands my death, she should've wished me away when she had the chance.
Ah man, even the cute one has to go.
Neat spiky flashlight, will never use.
"Here's your egg you creep, now buy all my alien junk."
"Come here Mr Bones! There's a nice ledge RIGHT HERE"
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Jaheira broke my NAP, so the entire Inn ended up empty, except for the Cleric (not letting ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ demons have their way).Couldn't kill Mol and her gang for some reason.
Pixie friend is best friend!
Crazy elf lady appreciation day!
"I've fallen! And i can't get up! Also why is it all red and moist?"
It's all right! The escapees filled the inn back up.
Why is the second floor also red and moist?
"Mam please, your skeletons will not save you from gettin yeeted from the top of this tower."
Huh, that old guy is still down ther with the goblins.
"IM NOT PAYING TAXES WOMAN!"
Not even getting close to that rotund bluberry ♥♥♥♥! "Can't reach me up here can you fatass?"
"If you're REALLY sorry you WILL stab yourself, NOW!
Kid...i'm sorry
"Hey doc, whats the diagnosis for that 10 meter fall? Anyway, be free nude man!"
"Raph? Realease a demon you say? Sure thing buddy!"
"Boneman?...What do you mean by 'I am maidenless'...Care to elabora---oh come on!"
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Didn't know Shar loved puzzles.
Where's that demon? Found him!
He's not angry at me for killing his mooks offscreen...nor his panther gf????
Where's that justiciar?
More Puzzles!
THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ RATS OF SHAR TRICKED ME!
"Hey brother i didn't know you were down here, can i borrow your meat mountain over there?"
Lmfao, the FIERCE demon has to hide to not get mogged by Jason the absolute UNIT.
"Yeah...Jason's dead-er....AND SO WILL YOU!"
Before i go for a swim...might as well get all the xp from the towers...
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"HA-HA! I am here to kill you Keth-wait, where are you going?"
*a few encounters later*
"You're just gonna stand there at the top? Why did you even let me do this Keth?"
Back to the Shar's bathtub...
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That's what the nightsong is? DISSAPOINTED!
"Does touching you mean you're joining my party? No? Great! Come here you!"
SHE JUST FLEW OFF!
No information sharing...no tactics...NOTHING!
SHE JUST LEFT!
Starting to have regrets...
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"Kethric YOU OLD ♥♥♥♥! DIE ALREADY!"
Why is she just floating there? WHY AM I JUST STANDING HERE!
HE'S RIGHT THERE! SHANK HIM!
Oh my god...she got captured...AGAIN.
Mistakes were made...shoudl've just shanked her.
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EWWWW! Everything is moist and red again.
Us! I found you!
So many undead, so few bombs.*quicksaving intensifies*
RGB PUZZLE!
"Zevlor you ♥♥♥♥♥-ass paladin!"
"Who are you 4 weirdos?"
Down the elevator aaaannnnddd....BIG BRAIN!
A Stubborn old fool, a final fantasy looking ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and a lady I can totally fix!
"Hey moonangel? Can you stop being useless for 5 seconds so i can do my job!?"
"You got charmed again." Yo ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ she died!
Finally, Keth's dead-i hear boss music...♥♥♥♥!
Blessed these desintegration scrolls be!
"Moonlady, who's this 'we', your talking about defeating the old prune???"
"Dammit Dreamlady...forget the shiny stone...i just want my worm removed!"
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"Back at the towers at last! Why is everyone drawing a weapon?
Apparenlty conversations can be had with invisible people!
"I don't care about if squidsouls Boneman, i just want my worm out!"
"No thanks cleric lady, i like my camp empty. Just me and my owlbear!"
"Halsin, why are YOU angry?? You havent done ♥♥♥♥! You don't get to judge!"
"For the last time Dreamlady i am NOT making a party!"
DreamLady:"Very well. Since you insist, the fate of Baldur's Gate and the world entire must hang upon your conviction"
YOOOOOOOOO TITLE DROP:
CONVICTION ARC! CONVICTION ARC! CONVICTION ARC! CONVICTION ARC! CONVICTION ARC!
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And so the Cheeser who had cheated being Squidwarded in a Squidship proceded to act 3 where:
Dreamlady showed her true face.
Small readhead was adopted.
Raphael was denied AGAIN!
Dreamlady was rejected, she always felt more like a sister.
Gortash robomaids got blown sky high. And him as well!
The hag had to be thaught a lesson AGAIN!
A Baldur's Gate classic returned, and then proceded to be killed AGAIN! Top notch sword was aquired!
He discovered that max level is 12.
Another boneman was boned in the docks.
The fixable lady could not be fixed!
Raphael was robbed at gunpoint, where his castle doctrine failed him, and Hope was restored!
Dreamlady was chosen over some toad-dude.
A BIG BRAIN was woken.
Friends offered aid and were refused. Except for Dreamlady, literally could not tell her to ♥♥♥♥ off.
A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DRAGON, FOR REAL THIS TIME
The Dreamlady was a giant liability the entire final fight with BIGBRAIN.
BIG BRAIN WENT BIG BOOM
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And so the Cheeser's road came to an end for now.
In the new world of a destroyed gate of Baldur, many lived and died, shenaningans continued.
Because the Dead Three...the Dead Three never change...

This is not CS:GO.
This should not have overriden the original.
It should have had it's own listing.

Valve does not get a PASS:GO
Any other company would've gotten ♥♥♥♥ for it. So does Valve.

It's funny and sad that i'm writing this on Koei Tecmo's "Golden Week Sale" on steam, where this game is not included. Apparently it was a month ago on the Koeis Easter sale, but not even a DLC pack? Really?
If its because the "gold theme", High Society would be on track with that.

Even funnier, and just as depressing, is the fact that my biggest issue with the game is that they removed tag team battle.
This is mostly a casual fighter. Why would you remove one of its most entertaining features. Four local coop. ESPECIALLY when you managed to get remote play working fine.

Not that it matters...none of it matters.
No updates on the horizon.
Game's dead.

DOAXVV must be printing enough money there's no point to the fighting game.

Unless it's on very strong sale, don't bother.


Since it's impossible not to get confused with all this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DLC, gonna add this buy guide here:
https://steamproxy.net/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2012846323


Basically to have it all:
84.99€ - DoA Deluxe Edition Price
3,99€ - DOA6 Character: Nyotengu
89.99€ - Season Pass 1
79.99€ - Season Pass 2
79.99€ - Season Pass 3
89.99€ - Season Pass 4
153.93€ - Revival Packs

So about 582,87€, not the +1700€ i keep seeing around but...DAMN, that's a SteamDeck!

Good Game.
Love the world, the lore, monsters and characters.

Just fyi, raise the difficulty if the grind is to slow or the game gets to easy. But don't be like me and refuse to lower it. Some sections, especially bosses, end up feeling like a test of staying awake.

¡¡¡ GOTY 2022 !!!
Fantastic game.

My negative review is due to technical aspects.
I used to be able to play this game from the start with no problems at 3440x1440. But now, i reinstalled the game and after a few seconds of booting up my last save, black bars on the side corners appear.
There is no way to get rid of them, aside from using an external app and disabling anti-cheat.

This is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ absurd since i was able to play it for almost 250 hours with in UWHD,
The game is now ACTIVELY, disabling it.

I'm writing this while patch 1.7 is out...there is no excuse for this anymore. WTF is FromSoft's problem?

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Still no widescreen support...
Also just discovered that once you have defeated the main boss in a particular area, you can no longer summon any cooperator to that area.
Fromsoft... i somethimes think you hate people playing your game...

My only unfulfilled wish is that horde mode has no CO-OP.

I really can't see whats so HD about this, when the game won't even let me go past a resolution of 1920x1080.
I reinstalled Imperium III, which this game is based on, and the max resolution there is 1600x1200 (good old 4:3).

Honestly, seeing the amount asked for during kickstarter, i expected the barebones copy/paste of the original. but at least add a window option so it doesn't ♥♥♥♥ with my screens.

From what i'm reading in other reviews here, it's pretty clear, if you have the old game, apart from hearing the voicelines in english, there is no real reson to buy this version. There aren't even steam achievements.

Beautifully brutal cyberpunk kino.
Except for the last fight. Might as well have put the credits on display for what music track was chosen there. God forbid i actually feel my heart beating a bit harder.
It felt really weird to me, banger after banger...but there is where you chose to calm down with the music.