Don't need to wake up, I'm a cybernetic organism. Living tissue over a metal endoskeleton

Kiss my six-barrel rotary machine gun

Pray to the Knee photo on my wall, asking for him to bless my TJUs

Slither step into the bathroom

I don't brush teeth, my body requires no maintenance

Do a cringy smile and laugh at the mirror

Boot up my computer and get ready for some Tekken

Ask the Bryan Discord if there's any new tech

"Just play normal Tekken"

EvilLaugh.mp4

Select my favorite Bryan custom, just kidding, I'm too tryhard to use customs as they're not the tournament standard

First match, it's a Noctis player

Just got done studying this matchup, it's (true) ogre for him

He starts with ORA

an experienced player, you never see those in 3rd dan

No matter, I know his every move

Sidestep left

Get hit anyway

Finally get a guaranteed taunt from their tech roll

Misinput taunt jet upper and lose

He winquits me

Comments on my profile "Stop spamming snake edge, it's launch punishable on block"

Tears don't trickle down my cheek, for I am a cybernetic organism. Living tissue over a metal endoskeleton. Jet upper my monitor

That's enough ranked for today

Bring up /tekgen/ on the backup monitor

"I almost hit TJU in a match"

Close tab as entire Tekken community tells me it's literally not worth the effort

Mach punch the air

Reenact Bryan's character ending as i walk towards my bed

I don't sleep. I'm a cybernetic organism. Living tissue over a metal endoskeleton.
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My Tekken idols: Knee, Joey Furry, Mr. Naps and Fariborz.
Please don't leave hateful comments :)

Computer specs:
Screen: Yes
Keyboard: Yes
Speakers: No :(