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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 8:29am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 9:36am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 11:03am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 9:11am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 8:22pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2022 @ 1:59pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2022 @ 11:03am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2022 @ 4:14pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2022 @ 4:38pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 5:19pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 8:00pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 3:11pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 4:00pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 8:01am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 8:05am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 8:07am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 8:23am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 8:39am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 12:31pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 9:18am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 11:27am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2022 @ 10:25am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2022 @ 11:03am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 10:00am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 10:00am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 10:00am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 8:05am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 9:05am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 12:24pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 12:53pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 8:01am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 8:01am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 8:26am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 10:53am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2022 @ 1:06pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 8:34am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 8:01am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 8:44am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 8:04am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 8:06am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 10:03am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 8:50am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 8:23am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 8:07am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2022 @ 9:45am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 8:07am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 12:25pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 10:18am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 2:43pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2022 @ 5:47pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2022 @ 3:12pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 8:22pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2022 @ 5:46pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 4:41pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 11:14am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2022 @ 4:35pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 7:14pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2022 @ 2:40pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2022 @ 5:04pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 7:41pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 2:39pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 3:39pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 3:46pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 8:06am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 11:01am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 9:04am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 12:38pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 8:26am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 8:26am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 9:40am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 8:02am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 8:14am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2022 @ 8:49am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 4:29pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 5:32pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 2:13pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 5:31pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2022 @ 9:28am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 3:50pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 10:00am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2022 @ 9:28am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 4:52pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 1:40pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2022 @ 5:48am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 6:12pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 10:17am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 9:30pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2022 @ 3:49pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2022 @ 12:48pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2022 @ 9:06pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 8:04am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 4:07pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 4:39pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 4:39pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 12:16pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 8:46am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2022 @ 9:11am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2022 @ 11:12am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2022 @ 3:56pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2022 @ 1:15pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 8:15pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 3:09pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 3:52pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 5:08pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 5:30pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2022 @ 2:26pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 7:23pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 3:03pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 5:57pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 5:28pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 1:33pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 10:53am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 8:12am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 8:56am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2022 @ 4:42pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 2:53pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 3:00pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 2:48pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 3:17pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 3:59pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 5:30pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 6:01pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 6:01pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 6:15pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 6:38pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 6:39pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2022 @ 9:10am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2022 @ 1:06pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 7:47pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 5:31pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 5:28pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2022 @ 4:40pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 5:21pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 4:18pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 5:01pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 5:29pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 5:58pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 6:10pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 6:43pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 7:00pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 5:38pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 1:49pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 4:15pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 6:18pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 8:33pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 8:32am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 1:49pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 7:48am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 1:17pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 8:02am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 8:32am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 9:06am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2022 @ 5:47pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2022 @ 5:30pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 7:56pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 9:40am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 10:57am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2022 @ 2:09pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 4:28pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 1:42pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 10:45am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2022 @ 9:39am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2022 @ 4:09pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 5:35pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 3:42pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 5:00pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 5:02pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 5:13pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 6:39pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 7:24pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 8:09am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 8:01am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 8:52am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 8:17am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 9:02am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 8:34am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 9:15am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 9:36am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 9:33am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 9:36am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 9:39am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 9:44am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 10:00am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 12:55pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 9:22am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 3:13pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 5:29pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 8:08pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 1:31pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 3:39pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 4:50pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 5:29pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 5:29pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 6:37pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 6:43pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 7:13pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 8:15am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 9:09am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 9:16am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 11:03am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 5:18pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 6:01pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 6:11pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 7:12pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 8:55am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 9:13am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 10:52am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 11:03am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2022 @ 4:40pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2022 @ 5:36pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 4:29pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 6:59pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 7:36pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 2:33pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 3:28pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 4:48pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 5:01pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 5:31pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 6:35pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 11:48am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2022 @ 8:30pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2022 @ 4:23pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 4:38pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 9:04am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 8:11am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 6:39pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 9:22am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 4:53pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 5:12pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 5:30pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 6:04pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 6:39pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 7:02pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 8:22am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 8:35am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 9:15am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 9:18am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 9:41am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 11:06am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 1:07pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2022 @ 10:36am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 4:42pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2022 @ 7:52am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 7:48am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 8:30am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2022 @ 6:44am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 7:48am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2022 @ 8:04am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 2:15pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 7:00pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 7:55am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 8:43am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 8:58am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 9:34am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 11:47am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 12:40pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 6:03pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 6:39pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 6:55pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 7:13pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 8:32am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 9:16am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 9:17am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 10:58am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 11:06am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 11:06am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 11:42am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 12:32pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 9:38am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 11:17am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 9:36am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 9:35am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 9:55am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 11:11am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 11:43am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 12:29pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 2:13pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 3:54pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 2:02pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 4:42pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 4:42pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 4:47pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 7:55am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 8:06am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 6:39am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 8:27am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 8:27am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 8:28am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 4:28pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 8:28am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 11:52am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 10:42am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 7:59am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2022 @ 3:49pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 8:19pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 4:00pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 6:10pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 8:15am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 9:38am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 11:06am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 1:15pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 6:43pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 10:19am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 3:32pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 11:52am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 8:00pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 6:41pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 8:32am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 9:14am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 7:05pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 8:25am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 9:00am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 9:17am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 9:19am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 11:06am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 11:06am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 11:44am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 11:49am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 1:14pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 3:50pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 2:28pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 3:28pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 9:16am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 9:17am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 11:00am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 11:06am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 11:06am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 11:44am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 12:41pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 1:15pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 3:56pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 3:35pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 3:40pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 2:44pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 1:17pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 10:56am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 11:05am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 11:42am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 12:32pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 2:14pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 3:21pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 9:53am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 2:43pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 3:15pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 5:05pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2022 @ 7:12pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 8:25am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 11:19am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 12:43pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 3:51pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 4:09pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2022 @ 4:02pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 3:49pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 3:21pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2022 @ 6:09pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2022 @ 3:23pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 11:27am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2022 @ 9:07am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2022 @ 1:10pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 12:34pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 8:31am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 12:41pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 11:45am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 11:02am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 11:06am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 11:16am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 11:49am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 1:14pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 3:56pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 2:28pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 3:40pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2022 @ 5:42pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 1:24pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 3:36pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2022 @ 9:16am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 5:47pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 3:53pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 1:33pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 5:06pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 6:43pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 8:29am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 10:02am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 11:11am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 2:15pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 3:28pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 1:17pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2022 @ 9:25am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 6:53pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 11:04am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 3:35pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 6:17pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 7:00pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 12:41pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 1:16pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 7:48pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 6:59pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 5:20pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 5:01pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 6:02pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 8:13am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 9:13am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 11:05am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 1:14pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 3:28pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 8:43am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2022 @ 3:38pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 1:53pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 6:57pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 11:43am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 9:36am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 6:39am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 1:49pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 9:05am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2022 @ 3:39pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2022 @ 11:15am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 1:37pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 10:32am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2022 @ 9:24am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 7:33am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 10:57am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 11:33am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 7 Sep @ 10:00am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 9:13am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 1:02pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2022 @ 7:05am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:19am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2022 @ 11:19am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 8:33am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 3:57pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 6:01pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 1:24pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 1:15pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 11:49am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 1:15pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 3:56pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 2:28pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 3:35pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 2:44pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 3:41pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 4:12pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2022 @ 3:23pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2022 @ 8:51am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2022 @ 5:41pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2022 @ 9:25am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 5:45am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:51pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 6:25pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 8:05am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 1:53pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 4:07pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 3:31pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 3:47pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 3:40pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 3:20pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2022 @ 9:21am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 5:48pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2022 @ 9:26am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2022 @ 11:04am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2022 @ 9:07am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 10:14am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 1:37pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 12:07pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 12:21pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 12:17pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 2:39pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 5:21pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 6:12pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 8:56am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 10:53am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 11:48am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 2:15pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 11:27am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2022 @ 9:07am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2022 @ 1:10pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 9:38am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 8:49am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 1:03pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 6:59pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 11:43am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2022 @ 7:21pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 6:39am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 6:02pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 1:16pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 8:11am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 11:07am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:22am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2022 @ 2:22pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 1:15pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 12:39pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 8:04am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 8:12am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 8:01am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 8:29am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2022 @ 6:39pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2022 @ 2:33pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2022 @ 6:50am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 8:31am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 5:20am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:20am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:20am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:21am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:21am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:21am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:21am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:21am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:21am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:21am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 5:18am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 12:34pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 7:02pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:20am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:20am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:21am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 4:39pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:19am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:19am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:19am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:19am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:19am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:19am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:19am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 6:02am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 10:14am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 7:57am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2022 @ 6:33pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 11:05am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 11:27am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 12:18pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 9:55am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Aug @ 6:26pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:19am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 1:02pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 1:03pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 8:07am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:19am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:19am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 7:28am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2023 @ 5:46pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Aug @ 2:05pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:10pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 8:34am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 10:58am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2023 @ 2:25pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Sep @ 4:07pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 12:36pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 1:02pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 1:02pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 1:02pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 1:02pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 1:02pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 1:02pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 1:02pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 1:02pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 1:02pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 1:18pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 12:16pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 1:02pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 1:02pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 1:03pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 6:02pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 8:35am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 8:35am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 8:35am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 8:35am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 8:35am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 1:03pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 1:14pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 1:14pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 1:15pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 2:28pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 12:18pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 8:42am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 5:54pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 8:31am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 8:35am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 8:35am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 3:10pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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