Shakezula, the mic rula, the old schoolah, you want a trip? I’ll bring it to ya.

Frylock and I'm on top, rock you like a cop, Meatwad, you up next with your knock-knock.

Meatwad make the money see, Meatwad get the honeys G,

Drivin' in my car, livin’ like a star, Ice on my fingers and my toes and I'm a taurus.

Uh! Check-check it, yeah!

Cause we are the Aqua Teens, make the homies say "Ho!" and the girlies wanna scream!

Cause we are the Aqua Teens, make the homies say "Ho!" and the girlies wanna scream!

Aqua Teen Hunger Force,

Number one in the hood, G.