Cwayface

“When is a safe not a safe? When THE WIDDWEW’S in town! No safe is safe – and you, my Face of Cway, you wiww be my wight-hand… weww, fow want of a mowe accuwate tewm, my wight-hand MAN.”

“Once we’ve made it to the bank vauwt, nothing mattews but the key.”

“PUWW YOUWSEWF TOGETHEW, and stay focused on the job!”

Mw. Fweeze

“Fweeze, I’m taking you out fow ICE CWEAM. I know it’s youw favowite!”

“We need youw FWEEZE CANNON, and it’s deep-fwozen in youw owd factowy”

“Come on, now – I hope you’we not getting COWD FEET. HA!”

Poison Ivy

“I nevew weawwy wiked you, Ivy. But YOU’WE GWOWING ON ME! HA HA! Oh, that one’s good enough fow the Jokew.”

“Those mutant vine seeds in the Botanic Gawdens wiww give us the wift we need.”

“Wet’s go, GWEEN FINGEWS!”

Two-Face

“It’s just you and me now, HAWVEY. The pewfect match! My endwess questions and youw coin to answew them.”

“So fwip one fow me, owd paw. Shaww we bweak in to Wayne Tech and steaw theiw SUPEW WASEW?”

“Not suwe? I’ww give you a CWUE.”

Widdwew

“The FWEEZE CANNON, the VINE SEEDS, the SUPEW WASEW and THE KEY; aww pieces of a gwowious puzzwe. Put them togethew, and what have we got?”

“The GOTHAM GOWD WESEWVES!”

“Ouw pwize awaits.”

Bane

“BANE? It’s PENGUIN hewe. The satewwite dish we need fow the Penguin Twansmittew has just been dewivewed to THE DOCKS.”

“With youw fists and my bwains, nothing can stop us.”

“Teaw down the city fow aww I cawe – just get me the dish!”

Catwoman

“CATWOMAN, my sweet, wouwd you cawe to join me? I need youw hewp in acquiwing something neawwy as beautifuw as youwsewf.”

“Yes, the magnificent GOTHAM DIAMOND.”

“A quick jaunt acwoss the wooftops, and the next stage of ouw bwiwwiant pwan wiww be compwete.”

Kiwwew Cwoc

“The BIWD and the CWOC, togethew at wast.”

“What? You want me to CWEAN YOUW TEETH? Ugh!”

“Wait. What’s this? Cops! You heaw them? Ha! They fowget, we’we cweatuwes of WATEW. Wet’s get out of hewe!”

Wescuing Catwoman

“Bah! My bewoved fewine companion, stowen!”

“What’s that? WESCUE HEW? But - the opewation! My… my beautifuw machine! Wisk it aww?”

“Yes, yes, of couwse she’s wowth it. I was just… waiting fow the wight moment.”

Penguin

“The time has come. Ouw pewfect team has buiwt my pewfect dweam. Bwick by bwick – a towew into the sky, unweashing PENGUINS acwoss the city.”

“DON’T SNICKEW! Wet’s just say, they’ww be A BWAST!”

“Eh? YES, OF COUWSE I MEAN THAT THEY EXPWODE. Now! To wowk!”

Hawwey Quinn

“Hawwey, can I teww you a joke?”

“COMMISSIONEW GOWDON. He… He thinks he wuns the city! HA HA HA!”

“But Gowdon can get us the Batman. He’ww wun stwaight into ouw twap. Be suwe to shout ‘SUWPWISE!’”

Scawecwow

“When wiww that caped goon weawn to WIGHTEN UP?”

“I do wove an evening fwight ovew the city. Don’t you, Scawecwow?”

“So many obstacwes to send Batman cwashing to the gwound. I’m… I’m so EXCITED!”

Scawecwow Pawt 2

“Weww, that PWANE CWASH was quite a thwiww, don’t you think?”

“Now, whewe awe we? Ah! GOTHAM AWT GAWWEWY. Beautifuw, Scawecwow. Just beautifuw!”

“No, no, no – not the paintings.

Kiwwew Moth

“Gah! This is NOT FUNNY! If we don’t make it to Gotham Cathedwaw, this joke wiww nevew get its PUNCH WINE!”

“Hey, moth man! What’s the biggest moth in the wowwd?”

“A MAMMOTH!”

Hawwey Quinn Pawt 2

“If onwy aww of Gotham couwd be this beautifuw, Hawwey – so HOWWOW and EMPTY.”

“We’ve had some waughs, haven’t we? But the biggest one tonight wiww be on Gotham City.”

“It’ww be. A GAS! Ahoo Ahoo hoo hoo hoo hoo!"