Batman's Dog ™
"Revive Rifle? Revifle"   United Kingdom (Great Britain)
 
 
What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about Sparks, you little 'Quick Join' noob? I’ll have you know she graduated top of her class in the California Highway Patrol Academy and she’s been involved with numerous raids on the CDA, and has over 3000 confirmed ‘The Doctor’ revive medals. She is trained in hit and run warfare and she’s the top ‘snipe’ medic in the entire Jackal armed forces. You are nothing to her but just another 100XP. She will ‘Revifle’ you the ♥♥♥♥ out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in London, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to her over the Internet? Think again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. As we speak I am contacting my secret discord server of Thunder mains across the UK who will flash you the ♥♥♥♥ out, and your Steam profile is being traced right now so you had better prepare for the storm, scrub. The overpowered flash that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your 'pro DB team'. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kid. She can be anywhere, anytime, and she can teabag you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with her med packs. Not only is she extensively trained in cricket bat combat, but she has access to the Cobalt loadout '383 Companion Agent' and she will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of England's Capital, you little ♥♥♥♥. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ scrub. Sparks will Revifle fury all over you and you will disembowel yourself in it. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gibbed, kiddo.
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Arch Magos Binarysaw 14 Nov, 2024 @ 6:53pm 
hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx
Big Papa Frank 9 Jun, 2019 @ 12:16pm 
mum is fit would bang
REDEYE 11 May, 2019 @ 3:13pm 
Add me for Trade +REP
AFrozenKitten 12 Jan, 2019 @ 4:31pm 
Alright, let me know when they're up :)
Batman's Dog ™ 12 Jan, 2019 @ 4:21pm 
ill compile some screenshots of those variants sometime tomorrow possibly
AFrozenKitten 12 Jan, 2019 @ 4:00pm 
Ooo, Im excited to see what you have. I'm hunting for old CW, Dickens, and ReV cards for the most part.