Welcome to the lair of Geoff (pronounced "Jeff"), the Almighty Tallest! You can call me Geoff, Geoffrey, Geo, whatever suits your fancy.

A couple of things:

1) My Steam inventory is worth more than your life and I am NOT interested in trading anything for your poverty trash.

2) If I don't know you, do NOT invite me to your group. I'm not gonna live in a Third-World country with all the conformists.

3) League of Legends haters are fat neckbeards. I've talked to many people who are all like "hurrhurr, LoL is gay, I play <insert videogame title here>." If you don't play LoL that's fine, just don't be a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ about it. I know Dota 2 and HoN are harder games, but I don't feel like relearning an entire game in order to play something similar to what I have already.

4) Haters gonna hate on Backburner, Quick-Fix, and Sidney Sleeper. ♥♥♥♥ the phlog though, that ♥♥♥♥'s for plebs.

5) If you die in the game, you die in real life.

6) Indie games > AAA games

7) Ramona Flowers is my waifu


If you wanna play League of Legends with me, my main is OMFGeoff and my smurf is LMAO 2 Plate.