be me

get home from my vasectomy

hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room

must be Chad again

know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer

log onto steam and add random people

think of a convoluted way in which I can make him think his account is in danger

suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the chat

"hello, sorry to disturb you can we discuss for just a minute because it is very important please?"

giggle as I imagine the intellectuals mind of mine persuading this poor little fellas

hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed

it's been a good day