Recent reviews by mr. fucky long

I loved postal 2. And i like this game too. Maybe i will love it by the time they finish it, but there are a few things i noticed as soon as i started. Now, I don't give a ♥♥♥♥♥ about jank, it's not too bad and the game is ofc nowhere near finished. My main problem is with optimisation. The game is in early access, yes, but thats the thing, it will only get bigger and more demanding and some of the lag, i believe, is caused by things that are already done and dusted, like the game models. Some of them are way too high poly. Things like washing machines, beds, random trash objects etc. are way too detailed for their own good. That could be the reason for pretty damn long loading times, despite the map being not big at all compared to other open world titles. Some of the car interiors are super detailed. I'd understand if you could drive them, but nope, you can look trough the windows and admire tons of polygons being thrown at your computer for no good reason. And a lot of objects in game have very different poly count too, similar to those asset flip games, where the stuff in game is made by different people and doesn't fit at all. And that's the thing, i doubt they will remodel them/optimise them, because things like these are thought about before the first game model is made. I really hope they find a solution, whatever it may be. Perhaps better LODs or a better way to load in game objects. Because if i can drive at 150 mph in, for example, GTA V on highest settings in a middle of a city and not even sense that objects are loading in despite constant calculations happening all around me, then this game shouldn't frame drop because i turned around and saw 3 houses on my screen. I could recommend the game (if its fixed, i will), but you need a hella beefy pc to even enjoy it. But best of luck to the dev team. I really want this to succeed!

This game is a masterpiece. All GTA games built up to this magnum opus. Rockstar put all their cards on the table and made one of the most believable and polished games. Every Grand Theft Auto game has something special about it and this is no different. The world feels super alive, the story is great, the characters are pretty interesting; the atmosphere is amazing and the mechanics feel polished to all hell. We have been spoiled, but maybe for the last time. Rocktar seems to be going in the wrong direction now, and it's most likely because of the mf's at Take Two Interactive. This might be the last good GTA game we get. If it is, they went out with a bang. Despite people comparing all GTA games, every single one of them has a different feel and goal. The praise this game got is well deserved. I highly recommend this game just for exploring and taking in the world, the story and characters are a great bonus. You won't find this type of feeling in any other open world game. The developers truly cared.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Great 9.5/10

This game is fun as hell. Recommend it to people who like over the top fun. The story itself isn't great, but is pretty engaging and fun. It's very different from SR2 or even SR3, but still and amazing experience. And PLUS, Steam Workshop support! Hundreds of free mods/skins/weapons and etc.

This is my favorite game of all time. The nostalgia is unbelievable and the community behind it is still quite alive. I still hop in from time to time to have fun. Still beats newly released games with many aspects. Love it

This game is hella fun. League of Legends + Arena = Battlerite!
The thing about battlerite is that it takes way less to find a match and go have some fun.
In LoL for example, the one who usually gets early kills, is the one your gonna be feeding,
in this game, its pure skill than anything. You can clutch with any champ if you are good with it.
Some champs need balancing, but this game is brilliant.
Only thing that annoys me is that you have about 3 champions unlocked from the start.
And getting new ones is gonna take some time.
Great Game!

So this game is interesting... It cost me 0.19$... It's made in personal Unity account (a.k.a free account).
It is suprisingly bad and was probably developed by watching tutorials on youtube. I don't recommend you
to buy it, i did as a joke and it's not even funny.

For real doe?.. Who the ♥♥♥♥ voted for this on steam green light...


What is steam anymore...

So this game, is interesting.

I never thought i would download it, but here I am and Im not regreting this decision at all!
This game is amazing, here is why :

PROS:
Not pay to play.
Good servers.
Fun Gameplay.
Epic sounds, weapons, maps!
Easy to run.
Only 9 GB
Free to play!

CONS:
Some weapons are so overpowered its ridiculous.
You can spawn camp...
In higher ranks everyone crouch spams, slide spams, jump spams, and its so annoying.
Sniper camping.
SOME BUGS LIKE:
Sometimes you hit someone in the head they don't die.
You sometimes can't climb
Guy isn't even looking at you but you still get killed by him.

THATS IT.

More stuff: People usualy say that this game is Pay to Play. And I can prove to you that its not most of the time.
For example, when I just installed the game I played deathmatch and I owned everyone w/ the first weapon that they give you! Hitting headshots is easy, so every weapon is death sentence if you're accurate. As I said erlier, some weapons are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ overpowered, holy ♥♥♥♥. Everytime you join into a game there is atlest one medic with his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ shotgun Sliding around and onehiting everyone.

Thank you for reading.

A game that everyone can enjoy with constant updates and content added. +rep VALVe :D