Recent reviews by FistOfTheNorthStarState

Overall it's a fun experience, with some performance issues and a lack of QA towards the end of the game.

Please improve walk/run speed. I need to kill hamsters faster.

Edit: My god he actually did it

First few matches were fun, but quickly became a chore to grind for unlocks in the paltry season pass.

I really wanted this game to work, but I can't really recommend it unless you REALLY want to play Overwatch 1 again because that's all the game is, albeit stripped down. The $9.90 per extra character is a slap in the face as well.

Another great entry into the series. Very minor bugs encountered, although I wish there was an option to skip Tutorial messages.

Great game, wish it could have been expanded upon but 30-something-year-old toxic developers can't keep their mouths shut

After completing this $10 30-minute demo, I can say that this is above an attempt at a video game.

It's not bad, but not great. Some of the design choices are questionable. One example is the size of the arenas compared to the amount and difficulty of enemies. Another being what was supposed to be tutorial messages showing what I was supposed to grapple to after I had already fallen into a pit. My other gripe was not being able to dash forward or diagonally since most of the time I'm strafing in one of those directions.

Let me start off by saying that I played this on the 360 way back when. I didn't get very far, but I found it fun enough to want a PC release. I no longer feel that way.

I don't know if the issues I had were port-specific or if the game was actually just that terrible to begin with. This game can't even play by it's own rules. Flying enemies go through structures, I get taken into critical mode faster than that pointless slide meter runs out, enemy attacks go through cover like they have a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ VIP pass, and my favorite instance was getting insta-killed by a boss roughly 10 seconds into resuming a save point.

The easiest part was the "final" boss, surprisingly. I'd also like to point out that there is a 10 minute unskippable end credits sequence that just begs to be as good as Super Smash Bros' end credits.

Despite how long it says I played (even though I left the game on pause for awhile), I finished in 4 hours 41 minutes and 47 seconds on Normal difficulty. Absolutely abysmal.

EDIT: Oh god I forgot how bad the AI was as well.

Quick review since there are none

It's meh. Animations are janky at best which leads to it looking like someone just used default developer controls.

Tried the campaign briefly but was greeted with a camera to the ground. Turns out my robot was underneath the map with no solid surface to stand on. Announcer needs to be turned off, no one wants to hear ♥♥♥♥♥♥ one-liners after every stroke (
giggity).

I like the robot designs though, Project C being my favorite out of the bunch. You even have a skeleton to play as. A massive. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Skeleton.

Overall, I can't recommend it as it stands. When an update comes around and tackles some of these problems, I'll update my reveiw.

Even better with the new update!

You can play as a dog.
Dogs can talk and sell you weapons.
CARL

Like Outlast but want a reskin?
Like being able to avoid a shovel indefinitely?
Like having your hand stapled back onto your forearm?
Like the style of campy B-rated horror films?

Then this is the game for you.