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Lusty 𝑆𝑎𝑙𝑒𝑚 2019 年 11 月 4 日 上午 6:23 
Norm: Gentlemen, start your taps.
-- Cheers, The Coach's Daughter

Coach: How's life treating you, Norm?
Norm: Like it caught me in bed with his wife.
-- Cheers, Any Friend of Diane's

Coach: How's life, Norm?
Norm: Not for the squeamish, Coach.
-- Cheers, Friends, Romans, and Accountants

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I loved her with a love thirsty and desperate. I felt that we two might commit
some act so atrocious that the world, seeing us, would find it irresistible.
-- Gene Wolfe, "The Shadow of the Torturer"
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<Joy> that's a Kludge(TM)
<knghtbrd> It Works(tm)
<Joy> AIX works(TM)
<knghtbrd> no it doesn't
<knghtbrd> =>

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"The major difference between a thing that might go wrong
and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a
thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually
turns out to be impossible to get at or repair."

- One of the laws of computers and programming revealed.
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NervAnya 2016 年 7 月 16 日 上午 6:01 
oi, add me you skux ♥♥♥♥
roads 2016 年 5 月 23 日 上午 2:31 
niggest negro there ever was
redsnoW 2016 年 2 月 29 日 下午 4:46 
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Pzza 2016 年 2 月 3 日 下午 3:10 
He took a Poop on my chest and smeared it around with his ass until i was covered in faeces. -rep took my virgin titty xoxxooxo :"(
blueberry pancake 2016 年 1 月 6 日 下午 4:41 
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Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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