Norm: Gentlemen, start your taps.
-- Cheers, The Coach's Daughter

Coach: How's life treating you, Norm?
Norm: Like it caught me in bed with his wife.
-- Cheers, Any Friend of Diane's

Coach: How's life, Norm?
Norm: Not for the squeamish, Coach.
-- Cheers, Friends, Romans, and Accountants
😚
I loved her with a love thirsty and desperate. I felt that we two might commit
some act so atrocious that the world, seeing us, would find it irresistible.
-- Gene Wolfe, "The Shadow of the Torturer"
😵
<Joy> that's a Kludge(TM)
<knghtbrd> It Works(tm)
<Joy> AIX works(TM)
<knghtbrd> no it doesn't
<knghtbrd> =>
🤠
"The major difference between a thing that might go wrong
and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a
thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually
turns out to be impossible to get at or repair."

- One of the laws of computers and programming revealed.
🤣

oi, add me you skux ♥♥♥♥

niggest negro there ever was

▒█▀▀█ █░░█ █░█ █▀▀█ 　 ▒█▀▀█ █░░ █░░█ █▀▀█ ▀▀█▀▀
▒█░░░ █▄▄█ █▀▄ █▄▄█ 　 ▒█▀▀▄ █░░ █▄▄█ █▄▄█ ░░█░░
▒█▄▄█ ▄▄▄█ ▀░▀ ▀░░▀ 　 ▒█▄▄█ ▀▀▀ ▄▄▄█ ▀░░▀ ░░▀░░

He took a Poop on my chest and smeared it around with his ass until i was covered in faeces. -rep took my virgin ♥♥♥♥♥ xoxxooxo :"(

❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤
Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤