I remember when you said "sir J'robert Rizzheimer to the rescue", such a heroic act.

hey, just calling to leave a message, some girl here told me to leave you these breadsticks, but I'm not really sure where to leave them, so I'm letting you know, I'm gonna leave it inside this kangaroo snowman statue's pouch beside your mailbox. she also told me to tell you that wearing a mexican hat is NOT cultural appropriation. I hope you know what she meant by that. bye then, toodles

leave me ALONE! i told you 4 months ago I was not coming to the family dinner. i do not want to eat breadsticks anymore ! normal people have TURKEY! BREADSTICKS AREN'T A MAIN COURSE MEAL!
Please. Get a job.

hey girlie just a little woried you didnt show up to our traditional thanksgiving dinner..? i was waiting by the trash bins by olive garden for left overs people leave..? did i get the wrong address ? did we move to applebees..?

Beef tacos tonight ?