Visitor detected.
Initiating scan...
Life signs detected.
...Species report: Homo_sapiens...
...Assessing response...
. Hostility level: Mildly toxic
. Threat level: Negligible
. Worst-case scenario: Subject leaves a negative comment on profile
. Best-case scenario: Subject enters an interpersonal relationship designated as friendship with self.entity
...Evaluating...
Response: Friendly greeting designed to reduce toxicity level of subject and make subject feel welcome.
Notes: Posing as a fellow member of the species Homo_sapiens will often lead to a more positive interaction.

> Hello, I am Bot, otherwise known as Bot or Alex. I am a human such as you :D I hope you're coming across my profile because of a positive event rather than negative, although should it be negative, please still refrain from leaving a negative comment on my profile. Your cooperation is much appreciated. <

Interaction over.
Shutting down main processes...
Done.
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