Recent reviews by Quizerno

Worth the 6 dollars I guess.
I wish it was longer. Ending was stupid.
Great concept for a game.
Gimme me more dave.

This shouldn't be free to play, it's actually fun,

Steam reloaded and deleted my whole review before I could post it.

This game sucks.

I'll elaborate when I feel like it.

How do I refund free games?

I beat up a Mexican terrorist by throwing soda cans at him.
I made orange juice smoothies for the whole day.
I skateboarded through a a whole mess of zombies


Recommended.


Good port. Had no problems.

(all my reviews are labeled as "Recommended" because I don't like the label system)

La-Mulana delivers what it says it wants to, it's old school.

Unfortunately, this brings the problems of old school gaming.

In terms of actual gameplay, the game's platforming is a bit different from the norm. You can't control your jump trajectory except at the beginning of your jump, and you can barely control your falling direction.

Then comes the real oldschool part. The puzzles. Where you not only have to think outside the box; but also flip the box upside down, chop it open, and analyze it with a microscope.

The hints offer only slight indication of what you need to do.

At first it seems pretty simple. The first puzzle presents you with a hint to kill two red skeletons, you kill the skeletons, which unlocks a block needed to complete a puzzle. Fine.

Then they start getting a bit obtuse. You get a hint that the mouths of two statues are connected, ie. pushing a block in one will push another out the other. Only the perspective doesn't fit the block you are shown, and you have to hit it with your whip.....And there has been no indication that your whip can affect these blocks.

You get a hint that the geometry of the temple is messed up. Apparently this is supposed to refer a secret passage right behind the hint that leads you to the other side of a map.

Sometimes puzzles activate things in adjacent rooms, sometimes they activate things 4 rooms over.

This is the first level alone.

Path of Exile shows the good and bad of the Free-to-Play gaming model.

It's good as an imitation of the Diablo II style of games, but only at the bare minimum. So It feels a bit empty and the grind can get pretty tedious (the general problem with F2P)

I recommend anyone who liked Diablo II to give it a try. It's free, what do you have to lose?

I only have this game because it was gifted to me by a friend. I had no intention of getting it cause the creator is a ♥♥♥♥.
Overall it's ok. Looks pretty. But kinda boring otherwise.