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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:48pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:00pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:51pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 3:10pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 3:10pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 5:14pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 12:35pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 8:10pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 8:45pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 8:03pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 6:26pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 7:53pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 8:38pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:04pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:08pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:40pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:04pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 3:10pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 3:10pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 5:21pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 10:15am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 3:10pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 3:10pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 3:10pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 2:31pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:08pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:19pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:39pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 3:10pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:05pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:06pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:54pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:38pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 8:20pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 2:48pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:04pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:59pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:39pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:14pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:10pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 3:10pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:48pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:40pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 10:15am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:44pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 3:10pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:52pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 8:38pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 8:10pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 3:10pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 2:13pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 8:10pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 3:10pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 8:10pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 8:10pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 1:54pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 8:10pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 6:43pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 7:08am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 7:08am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 7:18am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:36pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:07pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 3:10pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:04pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:41pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 3:10pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:47pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:07pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 2:31pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 3:11pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 7:00am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2023 @ 11:09am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 3:11pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 11:48am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 2:21pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 11:56am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 10:15am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 8:10pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 8:01pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 1:14pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 8:35am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 3:11pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 12:23pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 2:09pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 3:11pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 2:05pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 12:10pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 3:02pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 12:03pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 8:15pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 2:03pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 12:06pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 10:57am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 8:50am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 2:13pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 2:13pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 2:13pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 8:01pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 8:01pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 8:41pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 9:08pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 6:56am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 8:01pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 8:29pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 8:00pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 7:18am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 8:01pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 8:03pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 5:07pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 12:46pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:04pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 4:35pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 8:23pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 8:29pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 8:01pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 8:40pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 8:41pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 6:55am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 7:02am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 7:11am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 7:17am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 7:17am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 7:26am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 6:15pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 8:00pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 8:01pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 7:41am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 7:20pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 8:28pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 8:04pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 8:04pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 6:56am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 6:59am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 7:18am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 7:18am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 7:40am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 7:42am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 8:47pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 6:45pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 8:50pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 7:47am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 8:49am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2023 @ 11:14am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 11:50am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 12:35pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 3:31pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:04pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:02pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 3:11pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 10:15am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 7:09pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 8:01pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:18pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 3:11pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 2:13pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 7:16pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 8:01pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 3:40pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 11:47am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 8:10pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 7:20pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 8:34pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 8:41pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 8:42pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 6:54am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 7:42am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 8:18am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 8:36am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 8:43am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 8:51am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 8:53am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 8:53am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 8:57am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 9:01am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 9:02am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 9:01am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 9:03am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 9:05am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 9:13am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 3:11pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 3:11pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 8:04pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 8:02pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 7:39am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 8:30pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 8:38pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 8:59pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 8:59pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 6:56am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 7:18am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 7:18am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 7:38am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 8:10am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 8:16am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 8:26am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 8:29am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 3:51pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 6:54am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 7:09am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 7:39am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 8:11am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 8:17am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 8:34am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 9:04am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 9:13am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 8:15pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 8:46pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 7:52pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 8:11pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 6:26pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 7:53pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 8:25pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 8:38pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 8:42pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 6:56am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 7:38am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:45pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 8:15pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 8:06pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 8:41am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 7:38am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 7:41am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 8:49am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 8:30pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 8:59pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 7:00am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 7:19am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 7:40am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 7:45am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 8:26am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 8:44am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 8:44am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 8:46am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 9:02am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 9:23am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 3:11pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 3:11pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 7:34am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 3:11pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 3:29pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2022 @ 5:24am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 3:11pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2022 @ 3:17am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 4:14pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 8:05am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 8:09am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 8:14am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 8:29am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 9:02am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 9:48am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 11:13am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 7:39am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 8:10am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 8:10am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 8:10am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 8:44am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 8:44am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 8:44am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 9:23am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 10:17am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 10:17am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 12:46pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 12:48pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 9:02am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 9:54am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 9:04am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 9:02am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 9:13am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 9:54am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 9:44am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 1:09pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 1:08pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 2:30pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2022 @ 5:37am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2022 @ 5:37am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2022 @ 5:37am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 10:24am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 9:47am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 6:21pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 6:21pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 6:21pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 11:18am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 4:21pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 7:10pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 8:00pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 11:01am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 3:11pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 10:23am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 12:30pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 7:25pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 8:43pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 7:18am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 8:12am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 8:41am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 9:23am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 1:02pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 7:38am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 9:14am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 4:06pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 10:23am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 6:26pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 7:46am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 8:41am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 8:43am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 8:44am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 8:44am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 8:44am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 8:44am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 9:02am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 9:02am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 9:23am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 9:23am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 10:17am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 10:17am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 1:06pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 1:08pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 9:04am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 9:23am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 9:23am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 10:17am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 12:38pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 12:47pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 1:01pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 1:02pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 1:02pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 1:06pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 4:14pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 4:14pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 4:14pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 9:02am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 9:30am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 12:38pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 12:46pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 1:03pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 1:08pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 4:07pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 8:30pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 8:44pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2023 @ 11:30am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 12:54pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 3:58pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 4:19pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 4:19pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 1:01pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 1:01pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 4:13pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 4:13pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 4:57pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 8:53pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2023 @ 12:20pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 4:26pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 4:37pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 12:51pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 12:47pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 9:04am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 9:23am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 9:23am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 10:17am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 12:38pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 1:08pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 4:03pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 4:06pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 4:14pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 4:14pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 4:14pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 8:46pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 7:25pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 6:55am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 7:38am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 8:18am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 9:23am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 9:23am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 1:02pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 1:11pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 4:14pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 4:14pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 7:42am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 9:26am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 4:06pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 10:22am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 1:02pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 5:00pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 12:47pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 8:11pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 4:19pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 8:02pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 8:40pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 7:18am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 8:15am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 9:02am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 12:38pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 12:38pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 4:14pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 4:56pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 8:43pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 8:11am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 9:54am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 4:13pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Jun @ 9:55pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 1:10pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 4:13pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 5:19pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 9:19pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 9:20pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 5:25pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 9:38pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 12:46pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 3:11pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 8:35am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 4:23pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 4:34pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 4:36pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2023 @ 11:56am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 1:04pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 2:08pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 7:10am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 4:06pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 12:49pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 1:01pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 1:02pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 1:03pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 4:07pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 4:14pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 4:14pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 4:14pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 4:53pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 4:54pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 4:57pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 5:20pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 9:20pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 9:25pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2023 @ 4:00pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 3:11pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 5:41pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 1:08pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 4:00pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 4:03pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 4:07pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 4:14pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 4:14pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 4:14pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 6:02pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 8:43pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 9:18pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 9:20pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 9:20pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 5:05pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 3:25pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 7:54pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 7:09am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 8:10am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 8:24am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 9:23am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 1:01pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 1:08pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 4:14pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 5:12pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 9:20pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Jun @ 2:54pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 8:18am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 9:54am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 4:26pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Jun @ 9:54pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 8:15am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 12:38pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 7:38am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 9:23am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 5:35pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 10:04pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2023 @ 4:42pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jun @ 9:41pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:07pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:30pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:04pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 2:31pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 12:30pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 3:11pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:04pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 12:31pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2022 @ 5:24am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 8:40pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 7:42am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 8:14am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 10:17am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 10:17am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 1:02pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 1:10pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 4:51pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 5:46pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 9:25pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2023 @ 11:32am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 1:33pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 8:19am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 11:39am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 4:27pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 4:26pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 4:14pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 4:14pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 4:14pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 4:35pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 4:53pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 4:55pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 4:58pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 5:04pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 1:50pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 1:56pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 2:28pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 5:01pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 1:35pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 8:08pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 10:25am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 7:41am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 1:47pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 4:32pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 4:14pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 4:15pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 2:24pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 8:08am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 5:25pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 8:44pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 2:05pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 1:05pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 7:08am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 8:14am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 8:35am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 12:46pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 4:14pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 4:57pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 8:53pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2023 @ 12:20pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 4:26pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 8:20am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 1:05pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 4:32pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 7:05pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 4:14pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 4:14pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 4:14pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 4:35pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 6:04pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 8:46pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 8:57pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 9:20pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 3:21pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 3:13pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 12:44pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 11:18am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 1:11pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Jun @ 2:54pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 7:02am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 8:13am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 9:37pm



Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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