"The day you can’t tell jokes about Guy Fieri, comedy as we know it is dead."
-Anthony Bourdain

"If you had like little animal cracker Discovery Channel thing watch the gazelle as he graze's through the open plains, and now look as the cheetah approachs. Watch as he stalks his prey. Now the gazelle has looked spooked and he could head north, to the mountainous peeks above, or he could go south. The gazelle now faces man's most perilous question, north... Or south..." - A.J Frost