Recent reviews by Cagnus Marlsen

Oh you have a build that relies on a joker that gives you 3x on repeated hands. Here's a boss you need to kill in one turn coz ♥♥♥♥ you.

I'll learn to block snake edge before tekken 9.

GOTY

Masterpiece.

Now I get to laugh at those who haven't played gta v.

It's barely a positive review. The game expects you to spend 100s of hours on it to learn all the opponent moves to play it "properly" while rewarding players who learn strings and spam them continuously. You're expected to learn its counter, input a precise string for it and counter it with another move. And repeat until you realize this is way too much of a time investment for it to be worth the reward. Yet, somehow it's fun if you have the nerve to keep going. Try it at your own risk.

You get to kill all your haters.
10/10

4.6k hours and still ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ at the game. 10/10 hate it.

Best game I've ever played. Period.

Most satisfying imp slaying, skull crushing, fps experience.