Recent reviews by Meth n' Snails™

Bought this addon day of release at 6pm. didnt go to sleep till 5 am .

Please. Send help.

i mean its alright

drugs are bad, kids

Kingdom Come: Deliverance is a game based around the crazed larping scene during the 2008 house market crash

You play as a young and poor boy, Henry, whos papa and mama were killed during the violent stock crash of Bohemia you must reclaim your honor by killing Obama's white clone, who was sent from the future, and reclaim your papas prized larping sword

In this game, your character, Henry, has crippling autism, scoliosis and mild parkinsons, making the sword play difficult to learn, but fun to master. But also much easier to master once you find a big stick that hits hard enough. Oh and also you cant read, you have to learn that yourself. So good luck reading warning lables idiot lol

Through the game you will find all sorts of pesants who need your advanced level aspergers to retrieve various goods and items during your travel's, because they take no pity on sending a boy into the woods to get his man pu$$y piped dowb by the swarm of rapers and pillagers that are scattered throughout the land.

Also, during your journey you can either choose to be the brave knight and wear big armor and get all the ♥♥♥♥♥ or be a sneaky peasent who robs the rich and poor, or you can just say " f u c k t h a t s h i t" and become an ordained priest and help little boys with their "homework" after church under the pews

8/10 would kingdom come again

This is a cool little free game i bumped into. To be completely honest, just about everything to see in the game can be easily achieved within 30 minuets of play time.
Don't take that the wrong way though, this game is purely a relaxing platforming experience with an amazing soundtrack and beautiful pixel work. What the games "goal" is to basically pick up these gems for XP which let you unlock more wisps that gives you certain benefits.
The level cap for these wisps go all the way up to level 19, while collecting these, your primary goal is to search for doors to go into more districts, each district is randomly generated. the "end" is district 11, but same as the level cap, the game really doesn't end there.
You can play as long and as far as you want (and apparently there is an "award" when you get pass 100 or so districts). Not a whole lot to the base of the game, but mostly as a means of relaxing if you want something simple to pick up and play.

Definitely recommend for its fun and simple gameplay, but totally worth playing for its amazing soundtrack and good looking graphics

dis ♥♥♥♥? it spicy

Pretty ♥♥♥♥♥♥ excellent game when you dont have a lobby of discord friends tagging up on you, infected or not. However when you do find a game whith at least a few people that have a minimum of a 6th grade english education it can be quite fun! Especially if you're a witty fun guy unlike myself.

You can easily persuade people to trust you over others if you seem likeable enough, but you'll need a full speech skill of 100 in order to withstand the many trials you may face while playing an infected, or even innocent in some cases.
explaining yourself out of a situation is about 90% of the game at it's core. But in some cases if you know how to turn a situation around onto others, sometimes as an infected you can frame innocents (my faveorite tactic) and simply make the entire team kill themselves, but sometimes when you do find a person who has their witts about them, and actually know what they're doing, the game can be quite interesting. Honestly, why am i even explaining the game at this point, it's free, download it. Worst case scenario you just uninstall it so why not give it a try?

Do you like your skin burning with the pleasing sensations of nalpam? do you like walking across a rice field just for you and your squad to get blasted by an RPG? or maybe hearing a sudden "YUUUUUUUAAAAAAAGH" come from the bushes and suddenly be filled with lead?

Then Please, come join this wonderful community of Rice stealing, Communist hating, burger king resturant building american heros and vietcongs that just want the GI to go home. Though as a completely fair warning: this game at first can be a bit daunting, simply because if you play it the same way you play any other FPS, you're gonna end up deaded.

Rising strom 2: vietnam is strategy game at heart, you cant go guns blazing in the middle of a field or else you'll probably lose your dome piece to an army of sneaky vietcongs, instead, you have to hide among trees and bushes (think like the enemy) and hope your commander has an IQ higher than 20 in order for him (or her, its 2018 remember) to actually place proper bombardments and call good support (commanders on both teams use radios, either on radio class players or radios found on the map to call in certain supports, GI call in nalpam while vietcong call air strikes, ext ext ext.) However, once you get in the rythm of just how the jungle works, you'll have a good time defending your rice fields or killing Vietcong scum, all n all, 8/10 simply because there needs to be more beautifully well made vietcong voicelines in this masterpeice of a game

oh, plus they added lots o' cosmetics so dress to impress or you're the big gay

hey i actually nominated this game for the steam awards

so thats cool

This game let me live out my dream of hosting a cannibalistic cthulu death church in the middle of the woods that kidnaps travelers

9/10 stopped me from becoming the next Jim Jones