Recent reviews by Asyrus

Trapped a shark in a tiny stream and stabbed it to death with a wooden spear. Made steaks. 10/10, would stab again.

What's that? I've reached the end? Oh good. Better run through it once or eleven more times then.

Sat down to play with 3 friends, and within 5 minutes I was yelling at one of them "no more ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cucumbers, we have enough cucumbers," which he insisted were pickles. Next thing I know, 3 hours have gone by.

10/10

I was grubbing around in the shrubberies like a dirty half-naked beach hobo and got ambushed by a pair of dilophosaurus. I got eaten, respawned not too far away, and went back to kill them with a sharpened stick (because of course they were loitering around).

10/10, would get jumped again.

All the farming, all the time. Plus, it's fun to barricade your friends house with furniture at night (so they panic at 1:30am unable to get to the bed) and then wake them up in the morning with a spare cherry bomb. (Or a bigger bomb. I don't judge.)