a single crouton
singuliar croutonious
 
 
I just heard my CRAP that I just took SCRAPE the BOTTOM OF THE TOILET BOWL. God I am such a HARD CRAPPER, a LUMBERJACK even because of how many FAT LOGS I’m making. I call my bathroom a LUMBERYARD because of how many FAT TURDS I’m laying there. Do you even POO bro? Humans are 70% water? Well I’m NOT HUMAN because I’m 100% DUKIE because of the FAT POOPS I TAKE that SCRAPE THE BOTTOM OF THE TOILET BOWL.

( psst... i have a yt channel... check it out: https://www.youtube.com/@asinglecrouton )
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Indie 19 Sep @ 9:18pm 
Valve needs to nerf crouton

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GpgbldoBOM
gods torment 17 Sep @ 12:50am 
as an romanian, i never understand you americans, with you 1000 ton vehicles and your "big macs." i absolutly hate you stupid americans!!! even though america is big romania is even bigger #1!!! eat my shorts or however you americans say it
numbskull rickets 4 Aug @ 10:50am 
hey, sorry i saw your profile and I thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments but don't worry ill be there to protect you 😃 sorry that wasnt flirting I swear im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy and I don't go out much haha add me on discord we should talk more you look really nice and fun xx
a single crouton 22 Jul @ 3:29pm 
i will wring you out like a towel if you ever say anything like that again
gods torment 22 Jul @ 1:43am 
hey, sorry i saw your profile and I thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments but don't worry ill be there to protect you 😃 sorry that wasnt flirting I swear im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy and I don't go out much haha add me on discord we should talk more you look really nice and fun xx
Sloth 21 Jul @ 1:52pm 
+rep, he does mvm real good.