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You know what woulda fixed this? A DMT trip. Lemme tell ya. It's not even about the high, ya know? It's about the results. It just...

Jamie, pull up that video of the monkey on the motorcycle.

Jesus. They're gonna be running this place in a few years. Look at that guy go.

Six years later...
Alright, here's the thing, yeah these guys have the weight advantage on me, but there's more to it than that. Joe, you know me I don't give a ♥♥♥♥, I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ crazy. I'll do whatever, gouge out their eyes, rub doodoo all on myself, bite their balls off and tons of other crazy ♥♥♥♥ they wouldn't even think about. People count me out but they forget that I am ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ loco!
I'm unpredictable, you don't know what the ♥♥♥♥ I'm gonna do. I mauled my caretaker the other day. Ripped off his face, ate his hands all that stuff. Guy took care of me for 4 years, but I just kind of felt like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ him up, so I did. I'll do what the other guy won't, and that's why I'll win.
You're one of the few guys that understand that, Joe. That's why I won't maul you, not today anyway.
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Doshin 17 May, 2023 @ 9:01pm 
This guy begged for 20 bucks from me for gas and then bought and scratched a scratcher in front of me, he didn't win anything and asked me for 20 more for gas
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