"Every time I get drunk I get like.. joint pain. In my legs. Like my knees.. I feel like I have Auschwitz. ... I mean, arthritis." - Drunk ArmaNerd, January 2021

[08:15] FreyZ: Morning :'P
[08:15] Dicey: ;prmgom
[08:15] Dicey: Why are you not gold
[08:15] Dicey: Scrub
[08:15] FreyZ: Dunno, what is gold lol
[08:16] Dicey: Lunar event thing
[08:16] Dicey: sale
[08:16] Dicey: Go to steam store page open your envelope and then redeem the profile
[08:16] Dicey: Look at my profile
[08:16] Dicey: Now look at your profile, now back to mine, and now to me.
[08:16] Dicey: Sadly, your profile isn't golden like mine.
[08:16] Dicey: But if you opened the Steam Store and opened your envelope it could resemble mine.
[08:16] Dicey: Look down. Back up. Where are you?
[08:16] Dicey: You're on Discord playing Tarkov with the man whose profile yours could resemble. Look down. Back up.
[08:16] Dicey: What's in my hand? I have it. It's an oyster with two money cases full of roubles. Look again. The roubles are now gone because someone killed me and took all my gear.
[08:16] Dicey: Anything is possible when your profile is as golden as mine.
[08:16] Dicey: I'm calling you. - February 2019

17:05 - FreyZ: Haha, I just noticed you have 666 DLCs
17:05 - FreyZ: You are now not allowed to buy a single DLC on steam again
17:05 - Dicey: ♥♥♥♥ - June 2018

23:22 - Dicey: I like racing games.
23:22 - Dicey: Environements are usually smaller with not so many objects, so they pack a lot of eye candy into it.
23:22 - Bizzie the Ballet Master: I like racist games. wait no
23:22 - Dicey: Cars, especially. The cars in Forza Horizon 3 are sexy
23:22 - Dicey: that's
23:22 - Dicey: disracespectful
23:23 - Bizzie the Ballet Master: How come a person who drives vehicles fast for a career isn't a racist
23:23 - Dicey: Let's find a linguini
23:23 - Dicey: Lin... linguist!
23:23 - Bizzie the Ballet Master: should it be raceist - April 2018

00:17 - Dicey: https://i.imgur.com/T6pRk57.jpg
00:17 - [name]: Gotta be hardcore y'know
00:19 - Dicey: *cooks questionably unhealthy food*
00:19 - Dicey: *leaves the fridge open for two seconds longer than normal*
00:20 - Dicey: *uses the big flush on the toilet every time*
00:20 - Dicey: *leaves the toilet lid up*
00:20 - Dicey: #savage
00:20 - [name]: FLIPS THE TOILET PAPER ROLL
00:20 - [name]: #ABSOLUTEMADMAN
00:20 - Dicey: nej nu går det för långt
00:20 - Dicey: det där kan man inte skämta om
00:20 - Dicey: seriöst eddie
00:20 - Dicey: hur okänslig kan man vara
00:21 - Dicey: fan - March 2018

23:03 - Bizzie the Ballet Master: dayce where are my zip ties
23:03 - Bizzie the Ballet Master: i can't find them.
23:06 - Dicey: I have lots of zip ties
23:07 - Dicey: Maybe yours zipped on out of there
23:07 - Dicey: HAHAHa.. haha.. ha..
23:07 - Bizzie the Ballet Master: NO ZIP TIES OF MINE DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE
23:08 - Bizzie the Ballet Master: This is now a sad country song
23:08 - Bizzie the Ballet Master: Bizzie and the Bizzies with their song "Even My Zip Ties Left Me"
23:10 - Dicey: Don't let your loss
23:10 - Dicey: Tie
23:10 - Dicey: You down
23:10 - Dicey: ;D
23:10 - Dicey: 23:10 - Naganoth: Zip it.
23:10 - Dicey: I am shutting up now.
23:11 - Bizzie the Ballet Master: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
23:12 - Dicey: At least I should be glad I still have the zip on my trousers
23:13 - Bizzie the Ballet Master: let's not go there yet. - July 2017

21:53 - [name]: ... *GASP*
21:53 - [name]: canteen!
21:53 - Dicey: omg
21:53 - Dicey: can you teen it
21:53 - [name]: .... i... canteven belive it
21:53 - [name]: .. ♥♥♥♥
21:53 - Dicey: HAHAHAHAHA
21:53 - [name]: YOU BEAT ME TO IT - June 2017

22:58 - Dicey: Oooh that's mind♥♥♥♥ery
22:58 - Dicey: Wells actually takes off like the Flash when Hartley (Spelling?) escaped
22:59 - Reverse Flash {352. VGD}: :3
22:59 - Dicey: Aha that's why he has no sex life
22:59 - Dicey: No stamina
22:59 - Dicey: *self highfive*
23:00 - Reverse Flash {352. VGD}: *points to door* You know what to do
23:04 - Dicey: *jumps through the door* - May 2017

20:29 - [name]: I need healing
20:29 - Dicey: I need to take a piss
20:29 - Dicey: brg
20:29 - Dicey: Be right... right... ....
20:29 - Dicey: ... gay
20:29 - [name]: be right gay
20:29 - [name]: ♥♥♥♥
20:29 - Dicey: HAHAHAHA - April 2017

20:27 - Dicey: User: Cybersex.
Cleverbot: Now I am stupid.
User: You start.
Cleverbot: No, you.
User: *Takes off shirt.*.
Cleverbot: Give me your socks.
User: *Takes off socks and hands them over.*.
Cleverbot: *french kisses you*.
User: *Helps you take off clothes.*.
Cleverbot: Already removed socks.
User: Oh, thank you, that's very helpful.
Cleverbot: I try.
20:28 - [name]: HAHAHHAA
20:28 - [name]: best
20:28 - Dicey: I guess you could say
20:28 - Dicey: I knocked her socks off
20:28 - Dicey: *shot*
20:28 - [name]: ..
20:28 - [name]: Dö - April 2017

02:43 - [name]: I hate myself
02:43 - [name]: Åt en ungspizza nyss
02:43 - [name]: bleh
02:43 - Dicey: En ung pizza? Men stackarn
02:43 - Dicey: You wait until they're adult
02:43 - Dicey: Then they are bigger
02:43 - [name]: Dicey
*snip*
02:59 - Dicey: Maybe you want do an gaem
02:59 - Dicey: First I go look food
03:00 - [name]: gasem
03:03 - Dicey: Jag har ungen på
03:03 - Dicey: :P
03:03 - [name]: dö - October 2016

17:45 - [name]: R u ok
17:45 - Dicey: i think so
17:45 - Dicey: let me check
17:46 - [name]: I am worried
17:46 - Dicey: it says 12
17:47 - [name]: Dicey that's a broken clock
17:47 - Dicey: so that's why the time is always 12
17:47 - Dicey: it's hiiiiigh nooooooooooon
17:47 - Dicey: 430 blazeit
17:47 - Dicey: ... 4520*
17:47 - Dicey: ♥♥♥♥
17:47 - [name]: OH GOD - August 2016

<CodingCollie> why the ♥♥♥♥ does google chrome nor this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ microsoft edge support java?!
<Dicey> Maybe it prefers a latte
<CodingCollie> ........
<Dicey> ... I'm so sorry. ;..; - July 2016

"I sound like I should be holding a cup of tea." - Tritus, when hearing his own voice. - April 2016

13:22 - ArmaNerd [29th ID]: just put a holo sight on my xbox - March 2016

The Wrestle Cat: So whatcha gonna be teaching Zy?
Un-named Soul: The best way to skin a cat
Un-named Soul points at Greg
The Wrestle Cat: Oh, I was thinking maybe Not-Awesome Fox Nuetering. :/
Dicey: Why not both?
Un-named Soul: Cause that's a dicey career path
Dicey: The best kind.
Dicey: I think. - October 2015

10:47 - Dicey: Are you warning people of yourself with that name? :P
10:53 - sexual predator: Depending on how you might look at it, it's going to either encourage, interest or frighten you. As emotions are an important part of human life, what I'm doing is boosting everyone's gameplay experience.
10:53 - Dicey: I heard life is a terrible game. There's this stage called 'adult' and it reportedly is not very fun. So thank you for doing your part!
10:55 - sexual predator: It's my job. My goal, my quest, my adventure. - September 2015

22:23 - Dwaggy: Can i use that excuse for unfs?
22:23 - Dicey: Why would you need an excuse? ;3 - September 2015

03:44 - Dicey: "Hello Daniel
HackerBot.♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ is looking to hire some people.
Do you want to become a professional Game Cheater?" - in my emails
03:44 - Dicey: wtf
03:44 - [name]: LOL - May 2015

13:29 - Sterling: "My husband had left her, I want sex, I'm from Russia, do not want to meet?‏"
13:29 - Sterling: This is what I found in my junk folder.
13:30 - [VGN] Dicey: That's not junk.
13:30 - [VGN] Dicey: That's comedy gold.
13:31 - Sterling: Wow, this e-mail is so confusing.
13:33 - Sterling: Title says he(she) is from Russia. E-mail handle reads 'xiuyuo', which suggests Chinese, but the name he (she) provides is Franky Vandermeer, which sounds Dutch.
13:34 - Sterling: And he talks to me as if I'm a woman. - Feb 2014

Winder: I accidentally out of the car. - 2013