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Recent reviews by kysxe

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10 people found this review helpful
9.4 hrs on record (3.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Most fun gun-play I've ever had. The developers really need to implement an anticheat though.
Posted 24 July, 2024.
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15 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
7.4 hrs on record (4.4 hrs at review time)
Game Pass users are so lucky they don't have to pay for this abomination of a release.
Posted 9 October, 2023.
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27 people found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
0.3 hrs on record
This game has given me Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder.
Posted 4 July, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
7 people found this review funny
0.8 hrs on record (0.7 hrs at review time)
If you love God, you'll lend him your GPU to mine cryptocurrency.
Posted 8 December, 2022.
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102 people found this review helpful
126 people found this review funny
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212.9 hrs on record (103.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Decided to take the van out and steal one of those slot machines from the bar, it was all going well until the property owner shown up on his bike cycling to his place of work only to disappear under my wheels. I had to get him in the van and hide his bike so that nobody could find him, or at least give me some freedom before the cops caught up to me.

So, I get into my van and head down the road but there's a police checkpoint coming up. Now, this wouldn't be so bad if my van wasn't filled to the brim with untaxed red diesel. It also wouldn't have been as bad if the brakes didn't slow me down in time to stop, I must've been going about 120km/h down that road or something (and keep in mind my van is a hunk of trash).

So I knocked the cop out, I'm worried I might have killed him but decided to take his body and his partner to the back of my van. I knocked his partner out with one punch but he's not breathing well. Anyways, I decided to head down the road back to my house. As if things weren't stressed enough I didn't have enough money to fix my car, another hunk of trash in my life and plus my parents are away for a while and I don't know when they'll be back. I'm worried the cops might find me.

Oh yeah and I played My Summer Car, it's pretty good.
Posted 10 October, 2022.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
711.4 hrs on record (514.1 hrs at review time)
Bring back Breach.
Posted 16 June, 2016. Last edited 7 March, 2024.
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