So I was looking at your profile and I thought to myself; "Damn this guys seems pretty cool" maybe we should hang out some day or something that'd be cool I think maybe make out a little would be super fun tbh it'd be nice I mean you do seem pretty homosexual so maybe you won't mind exchanging saliva with me but if you don't wanna then that's fine too also I mean honestly it's okay I don't think I'd get offended or something weird like that, I want to respect your space and such but I mean if you do wanna kiss and all that I do have to let you know that I'm a guy and my pp might be bigger than yours and I know that can be a little intimidating for some men but it's okay heh it won't bite unless you want it too of course, but yeah just message me on snapchat again if you wanna meetup that'd be cool I think but like I said if you don't want to then that's fine as well, it's up to you really

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hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx

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