its, its, umm, grippy?

Honestly, if I were to be reborn I wouldn't mind being reborn as Spongebob. I'm an extremely sought out sloppy bottom but what's holding me back is my very limited number of good holes. I only have three good holes for my tops. I've been trying to make my ear hole work but it's only limited to tiny shafts.
I want to be you spongebob. I want to be able to hold a gathering of 20+ tops and with only me as the bottom and it would still be possible for all of them to be inside of me at once.

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huh

I am living in your balls.
You may be concerned about this. In case you are, please read the below:
Why are you living in my balls?
I'm not going to tell you.
You could say I am living in everybody's balls, but in the case I am telling you that I am living in your balls.
In my non-physical form, I am crawling around listening for you. That is all I need to survive in that form. In my physical form, I survive by eating rat corpses that I cook using the ball behind your oven, and I drink the vapour in the extraction fan duct above your shower.
What are you planning to do in my balls?
Live in them, listening to you.
Listen for the scraping. Dont touch the balls. Protect yourself. Avoid lighting candles.
You cannot escape me.
The authorities will not help you.
Be aware.
What if I am ok with you living in my balls?
I will make sure you’re not.
Are you imaginary?
I AM LIVING IN YOUR BALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR BALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR BALLS

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