I have two groups of friends. The first group I will try to hook up with immediately when the Zombie Apocalypse happens. The second group I love dearly, for sure. And I would do anything for them when zombies aren't hunting us, but when the zombies show up I'm killing them immediately and using them for zombie-bait while I gather my supplies. I figure this is reasonable since they're just going to get eaten anyways, and I have no intention of letting them ♥♥♥♥ up my chances.

You are free to decide for yourself what group you're in.