Hey Henry!
Henry's come to see us!
Henry!

*stomach growls* Oh don't you start, oh well I could use a bite to eat.
Urghhh, I'm starving
UGHHH MY STOMACH! It's filled with the hunger!

Stop! You've been selected for a random search!
HEY YOU! YOU'VE BROKEN THE LAW! THAT WILL LAND YOU A FAT FINE!
WHAT WERE YOU DOING FIDDLING WITH THAT LOCK? YOU SHOULDA THOUGHT TWICE ABOUT THIEVING! THIS WILL LAND YOU A FAT FINE!

note: I got to the very end of the game and accidentally deleted all my saves before I even saw the ending...so i started over and only got half way before I lost motivation