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Not Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 1.0 hrs on record
Posted: 15 Dec, 2019 @ 2:19am

Might be worth it for the cheap price, but overall not a game worth owning.

1. It's random.
It's focused around a completely random mechanic where any two items or foods can be combined to create a completely random item that has nothing to do with what you put in to cook it. Whenever you cook something, you're rolling the dice. I thought it might be based on tier, but I combined a rainbow sword with a rainbow carrot and got a mushroom. That was when I realized it was 100% random

2. It's buggy.
Barely walking into a room can spawn an enemy on top of you forcing you to instantly take damage. After you kill an enemy, they can still shoot you until they are completely gone even though they have stopped moving. For melee enemies, they can still damage you if you touch them. You will sometimes be completely invulnerable to all damage, only to lose that for no reason five minutes later. You can keep shooting after you die. Some enemies can hit you through walls. It goes on. What I'm saying is, this isn't a finished product that should be on the steam store.

3. It's empty.
There are basically seven types of rooms. Poison, Lightning, Wind, Fire, Chest, Wizard, and Dark. all of which can either have or not have enemies. Wizards will sell you... stuff? and are the only place to spend your money. Chest rooms give you a free item. Dark rooms you can't cook or eat in. The other four are just elemental hazards. Once you've discovered each of the six types of room, there's nothing left to explore. Everything after that is cooking and hoping you get cool items to fight the ever increasing in difficulty enemies.

Summary:
Overall, it is an unfinished, unpolished, unfair, unoriginal mess. On the other hand, it's "cooking any items" concept if done right could be very unique and fun. It feels like playing a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ GameJam game, which might be okay if it had any semblance of fairness when cooking items.
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